Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 112

We WIN and LOSE things everyday.
But trust me on one thing: You will NEVER lose ME!
I will ALWAY§ be thr. To eat ùr head!
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JL. |

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn''t take his foot of the accelerator.

Why doesn''t Jesus eat M and M''s? Cos they fall through his hands.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don''t know. Never happens.

Wat frustrates a Buddhu?
Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.

Girls think
boys are fit.
Boys think
girls are sexy.
But don''t worry...
I''m sure science
will come up
with something
to help you.

Why doesn''t Jesus eat M and M''s? Cos they fall through his hands.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don''t, you''ve told her twice already!

We go up and down, protection is tight,
keepin it up all damn night,
never tired always alert.....
I love my job as a security guard

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don''t serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Ultimate thought:
if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?


SPICE ! ;)

Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was made in
Bollywood? The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here it goes!

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:

What''s the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

I know you''re out there somewhere and I know you''re with her, but I still love you! I luv u so much that it hurts and I want you back in my life! Please don''t leave me here with Him!!!!!

I love you more than god love peace, Butterflies love flowers, rivers love sea, poets love beauty and I love my self.But why dont you look at me? I always wait for you at the varandhas, classroom and Road!

I''ve got the ship, you''ve got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well,
Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE,
the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".

"Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good
dog. Now stop barking.

You should always give 100% at work...
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don''t serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my
novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist.

Are u a high scoring student?


Bored of gettin gud marks?

join M.S.UNIVERSITY. .
aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..
marks se nomarks...
ab sach mein posible!

"I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

1 day u''ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U.
U & ME laughing, U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on,
U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.