Funny Quotes - Page 101

Even if
we lose contact...
Or even
meet sometimes...
Or even send
less SMS....
I''ll still
remember Your
Beautiful face!
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You are ABCDEFGHIJK! (Read on) A - Attractive B - Beautiful C - Cute D - Dazzling E - Excellent F - Funny G - Great H - Hot I J K-

U know what is ISHQ???Ill tell U. Its PEPSI. P=Pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I=Imtihaan... Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.8/- mein...Enjoy ISHQ...Oye!!!Babli... ....

In life every turn is uncertain.In the sea every wave is a danger.In a garden every flower is a beauty and in dis world every person like u is a treasure

What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus?Sardar:-replied ....All were born on Government holidays......

Usually I Send SMS to people who are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL, But, in ur case, Im makin an EXCEPTION... co, u r all

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....

It is not the presence of someone that brings meaning 2 life, but it’s the way, someone touches ur heart, which gives life a beautiful meaning!

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa
weds
Bibi Paapdi
(D/o Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri)
at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi Chowk, Papad Nagar

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn''t expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn''t even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

Questions R many,
but answers R few,
So I ask U only a question,
How r U?

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

I''m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

If you can''t change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

What''s the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.

Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don''t have any. 1

A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

What''s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

Borrow money from pessimists--they don''t expect it back

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

My Reality Check bounced.

I''d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

You''re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just because you''re paranoid, it doesn''t mean they''re NOT out to get you.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

It''s no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn''t looking good either.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don''t serve food here".