Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 102

u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young

Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful Life!!!
Why?
Very Simple....
A women does not have a Wife...

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

Heaven is when u have German Car, American Salary, Chinees Food and Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinees, Food is German, Wife is American and Salary is Pakistani.

u r stupid s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand

All people in this world
Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don''t bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you''re not

A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad.
Your Dad!

The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I would be a little bull."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver..! ;->

Going late to Class,
In Torn Jeans,
And Messy Hair,
Entering the class without permission,
And saying to Madam:
"Hey Sweety! Carry on... Don''t Stop for me."

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!
How lucky you are, no brain no stress!

I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->

I LOVE U

I WANT U

I LIKE U

I MISS U

I TALK U

All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE"
2moro v wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;->

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,
Why?
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Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond".