Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 78

4 Things Boys Do In The Examination Hall


1. Counting # Of Girls

2. Flirting With Lady Superident

3. Reading The Brand Name Of Their Pen

4. Thinking Of Study For

I am a 7 letter city. MY 234 LETTER IS A BIRD
61 IS COOL. 1274 IS A PART OF D FACE.
4713 IS A WAY OF SAYONG GOOD.
4 EQUAL TO 5. I KNW THT U R A GENIUS
RPLY IT

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these,

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover'z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO

teacher: each 1 of touwrite your lovers name on a paper..

( after 2 second )

girl : finished mam !!!

( after 5 mins. )

boy : extra sheet, plz..!!

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

U picked me up

u took me home

u put ur hands around my waist

u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine.


THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

The best Gifts 2 b Given,

2 a Frnd:
H0NESTY,

2 an Enemy:
FORGIVENESS,

2 Parents:
GRATEFULNESS,

2 GOD
Ur LIFE,

2 Me:
NOKIA N95, SONY LAPTOP,

Very important Health Tip, only for U.

Don?t Eat Pizzas,

Samosay Dahi Baray,

Ice Cream,

Chocolate,

&

Sandwich?

WITHOUT

ME?

What do I do when I see someone extremely cute?
I stare
n
Stare
n
Stare
n
I smile
&
Smile
&
When I get tire,
I put the mirror down:)

Someone asked me about ur age

Wel i said

The way ur dress up u look 19

Ur sweetnes look 15

Ur smile 17

Ur face 16

So all in all

67 years

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.

Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
....... My feelings for u have never changed
.... u
.... R
.... always
!!!! a HEADACHE to me

Principal:Why u r late?

Papu:- Bike puncture sir!!

Princpal:- Why can't you come in bus?

Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!

press down f u like me..





so u like me..?



thats so sweet...



ok u can stop


stop it , enough..


thais is too much..



ohh god..

crazy fans.

Beggar: I'm The Author of a Book called '420 Methods 2 Become Rich'

Man: Then y r u Begging ?


Beggar: This is One of the Best Methods !

Blackmailing in Recession. Employee: If you do not increase my salary, I will tell every one in office that you have increased my salary and no one else's.

Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?


Banta: It beats, beats & beats...

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?


Simple.

Just knock the door and they will open it.

A cool gme: Think of 6 to 9 multiply with 56 and then close ur eyes









u can see dark Am i correct?????

Better stay away from girls. 1 or 2 bring SMILE remaining steal your HAPPINESS

Love starts from eyes grows wit gifts ends wit tears.. but todays love starts from mobile grows wit balance ends wit number changing..

Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt

tsunamis 2 arise

hurricanes 2 sway and

no1 teaches hw 2 choose a frnd lke u

it jus happens lik a


natural disaster.;-)

Open My Heart
Get Inside
If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart
Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Her.

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

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Dont get Confused.
Are Baba
HAPPY means
H:HAI KOI
A:AAPKO
P:PAL
P:PAL
Y:YAAD KARNE WALA.......

EFFECT OF RECESSION...
Sign on d door of a Toilet!
.
.
.
.
.
.
CONSERVE TOILET PAPER!
USE BOTH SIDES!!! :-D

LIFE IS A PARADOX..
GIRLS have many dreams and they want only one person to fulfill it..
WHILE BOYS have only one dream and they want every girl to fulfill it...

Children are great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster too

always remember 2 rules...
1.rahul,ur frend is always right!
2.whenever u feel that he is wrong,slap urself and see rule no. 1 again...