Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 81

Height Of Smartness..

Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->

Pple LIVE,
Pple DIE,
Pple LAUGH,
Pple CRY,
Sum GIVE UP,
Sum WILL TRY,
Sum SAY HI,
Sum SAY BYE,
othrs may 4get 2
disturb u bt how can i?

One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->

A Team Leader.............
A man who always imagine my team can do any impossibes and If other team is producing oil from oil seeds, he will choose sand..

Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don't Mind Thier Own Business...???
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Ans:
1 => No M!nD
2 => No Business..... ;->

!... I Hate You ...!

I Hate Ur Smile

I Hate Ur Laughs

I Hate Ur Kiss

I Hate Ur Hugs

BuT mOst Ov All,

I Hate That
I Don't
Hate U..

I bought a Car on loan. I didn't pay the dues, the bank took away my bike.
Had I known this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also...

CHEERS... ;->

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

ThOuGhT Ov ThE DaY....

"a MaRrIaGe Is SuCcEsSfU||


WhEn It wUd Be


BeTwEen


A B|?nD W?f3

&

A d3aF HuSbAnD...." ;->

¡!¡! CHEaTer's
ThoUght ¡!¡!




>>Try & Try. . :-)






>> If U Dnt Succeed. . . :-(








>>Than. . ;-)





>>Cheat . . .:-D

There is a saying

"If you want to be great, you must walk with great people."

Seriously,

I have no objection,
you can walk with me!

Recession in d world is so bad that majority people have started sleeping with their own wives...

A TOUCHING LUV STORY :

A BOY AND A GIRL LOVED EACH OTHER VERY MUCH ..ONE DAY THEY WENT FOR A WALK.. THE BOY TOUCHED THE GIRL'S HAND AND IN RETURN THE GIRL TOUCHED THE BOYS HAND .

your aim in life should be 654321
6- six digit salary
5- five bedroom apapartment
4- four wheeler car
3- three servants
2- two cute children
1- one wife.

Men of Geneius
r
ADMIRED

Men of Wealth
r
ENVIED

Men of Power
r
FEARED

But Only

Men of Character
r
TRUSTED ...

Sardarji went to temple on Hanuman Jayanti!


Pujari offered him aarti.

Guess wat did Sardarji do?



Sardarji blew off d diya & said,

"HAPPY B'DAY HANUMAN JI

Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!






Of Course Girls Are First!!!







But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)

Do u know d Similarity betwn DINOSAURS & DECENT BOYS????






BOTH DON'T EXIST... ;)

... Money Talks ...



I Don't Deny ...



I Heard It ...



When I Took It Out From Pocket ...


It Said Good-Bye ... ;->

One day Santa had a Dream dat Sum1 Killed him!

Next day he closed his ICICI account..
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Coz ICICI says, "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE.." ;)

I Like Long Walks ...



Especially



When They Are Taken



By People



Who Annoy ME ... ;->

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka

A
SINCERE
PRAY!
TO
GOD
O!GOD I DO NOT ASK A THING FOR ME
I want somethn 4 my mother
JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LUKIN
DAUGHTER_IN_LAW

Teacher: explain responsibility.
Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one

The Best Environment Day Slogan?

Save Earth,

This Is The Only

Planet With Girls !:-)

hey do u think taht u are mad.....
then u must not press down.......

you have done that



now the world knows.........





that you are mad.....

Dis is a warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink. One day, you'll lose all ur friends, They will all die & you'll be left alone.
So, Start smoking

Think About It:
I'm Not Scared of proposing a GIRL
but,
I'm scared abt, What wud happen If she Agrees....?

|.. LoVeLy ThOuGht ..|
Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say.. But The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out Which 10% To Listen To.. ;->

What's faster than a coin rolling down a wedge??
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A marwadi to catch it.