Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 82

Hi, jus wanna say u're lukin "STUPID" 2day.
I mean...
"S"mart.

"T"remedous.

"U"nique.

"P"erfect.

"I"deal.

"D"ashing.

Boss: Whre were u born ?.
Santa:Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?.
Santa: Oye Kya which part? Whole body born in pujab..

Best 3 Comedy lines of college life
1st: Chal yaar lecture baithte hai
2nd: Kal se padhai strt karenge.

And the most comedy one

Sir, I'm having doubt

Read its very fast.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

CONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi

Let's see how good ur English is.

Now a Beggar begs...
Lover loves....
and a Fakir??


also begs..
But I liked the way u think.

"Some men join army coz they r single

& they love WAR.."

"Others join army

coz they r married &

they love PEACE" ;-)

Decent..Obedient.. Neat.. Kind Excellent Young

That’s Me.!
Not You.
O.K..
Don’t feel sad..
You are also there.
Read 1st letter of each line..

The 3 dreams of man:
1-To b as handsom as his mothr thinks he is
2-To b as rich as his child thinks he is
3-To hav as many girlfrends as his wife believ

I

met money one day. I said,
"You are just a piece of paper."

Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece
of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life

Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?

Because, women don't have a wife.

how many times u failed in LOVE is no problem.But Once you succeed in it then you realize
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How sweet the failure was.

Height of mixed emotion

ur enemy falls from 7th floor on ur brand new benz car

Every night u come 2 my dream & i wake up shouting "Ghost, Ghost,Ghost".

Rs.9 cr per week iswasted by Indians by sms,which could be used 2 feed 6 lakh hungry ppl in pak .so lets keep those bastards hungry & keep msging.

I still remember the d day, i sent a sms 2U sayin

"Sender is cool and reader is fool"

U replied saying
"Sender is fool and reader is cool"

2day is "World toothbrush day".Send it 2 9 people who don't brush their teeth as i send it 2 u...

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don?t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs.

I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can't,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.'

One day in ur life a handsome boy wil come, who wil love u a lot.

He wil touch u with love and give u many kisses..

And will say

I

LOVE

U

MUMMY

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? :-P

Someone said,
‘A Fool can Ask More Questions that a Wise person canNot Answer’
Student : No wonder why
so many of us are speechless when
Lecturers ask questions

PERFECT EXAMPLES;
TENSION; WEN WIFE IS PREGNANT

TERROR; WEN GAL FRND IS PREGNANT

HORROR; WENBOTH ARE PREGNANT

TRAGEDY; WEN YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE 4 BOTH

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

ONCE A BOY ASKED "GOD"
IS IT WRONG 2 SLEEP WIT A GAL B4
MARRIAGE
"GOD";NO IT IS NOT....
BUT D PROB IS DAT U GUYS DON SLEEP

When I Send an SMS
It Doesn’t Mean
You Have to Do
the Same
You Can Send
Movie tickets, Pizza, Chocolates, CDs, DVDs
Even DDs & Cheques
are Accepted
BE DIFFERENT

Great personalities like us operate on the principle of rockets....
Untill and unless our ass is on fire, we dont work seriously...

Man’s Aim in Life-
76543210
7-Digit Earnings
6-Digit Savings
5-Room Penthouse
4-Wheel Limo
3-Week Holiday
2-Lovely Girlfriends
1-Sweet and Silent Wife
0-Enemies

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Democratic Difference btn USA & India : in US u can kiss at public place but cant shit in public place but in India u can shit at public place but cant kiss

I LOVE YOU

SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 10 GIRLS AND WIN
A FREE TRIP
TO YOUR NEAREST POLICE STATION IN A LUXOURY JEEP.FREE FOOD, ACCOMADATION AND BODYMASSAGE.