Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

ja rahe ho chhod ke hame,
jane ki saja paoge,

ja rahe ho chhod ke hame,
jane ki saja paoge,

aage rasta Khoda hua hai,
U turn marke wapas aaoge..

SOHAIL teri ankho me Dard ka jo rang hai

Wah wah

SOHAIL teri ankho me dard ka jo rang hai

Chai ki ye Umang hai

Tarang Hi Tarang Hai.

Misri S Mithe H Aapke Bol Koi Kaise
Lagaye Aapka Mol Hire S Jyada H Aap
Anmol itni Tarif Ki Maine Teri Abhi SMS
Krke " Thank U "To Bol..

Janta Hu Ke Nahi Ho Sakti
Aishwarya,Katreena Ya Karina Kapoor Meri

Phir Bhi Lab Pe Aati Hai
Duaa Ban Ke Tamanna Meri

pyar me mout se darta koun h, pyar ho jata h karta koun h,hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi kurban, par pta to chale ki humse pyar karta koun h.

Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->

Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar tab
bhar diya
Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar tab
bhar diya..
Tu itna bewafa nikla ke
usme nahakar chal diya!!!

Sapne Ki Tarah Tujhe Saja K Rkhu
Chandni Rat K Nazaro Se Chupa K Rkhu
Meri Taqdir Mere Sath Nhi Warna
Apne Samne Tumhe "MURGA" Bana K Raku

Tumhi Ho Meri Aankho Ke Taare
Tumhi Ho Mere Jeene Ke Sahare
Bahut Pareshan Hu Me Mere Yaar
Udhari Ke Paise Chuka Do Saare

Ek Waqt guzar jayega
Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega
Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo
Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega

Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro
Pyar ko lath maro
Meri baat mano,
Na chandramukhi na paro
Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro

Darde-Dil Sehna
Aasan Nahi Hota
Kimti Chiz K
Harkoi Kabil Nahi
Hota
Ye To ChorBazar
Ki Meherbani Hai
Warna Aap Jaise
Ke Pas Mobile
Nahi Hota

Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nai hoti
2-3 peg (daru) k bina yaha raat nai hoti
Ye MUMBAI hai mere
Dosto
Ishq Or daru k bina yaha baat nahi hoti

Sumunder ki gaharai ki bhi had hoti hai,
Aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai,
Ek sms to kar de yaar Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai

Kuch aisa kar duniya mein
qadardaan meherbaan
jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye
abba jaan abba jan !!!

Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,
Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai

Apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar
kiya
........ (zara tawajjoh se padhiye..)
Apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar
kiya.
Pehle fax kiya phir e-mail kiya
phir chat kiya !!!

dekho kitna zalim hai ye zamana jo hume tumse milne se rokta hai,
jabbhi koshish karte hai tumse milne ki yahi keheh kar tokta hai,
ki mat jao us kutte ke pas wo to sabko dekh kar bhonkta hai.....

Arz kiya hai....
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana
Bund Hai?
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana
Bund Hai?
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya
Outlook bund Hai !!!

Husn K Nakhre Bohot Hai
Husn K Charche Bohot Hai
Zara Ishq Karke To Dekho
Ishq Me Kharche Bohot Hai

Ristey Banaye hain to nibhaye jao
Har pal apno ko hasaye jao
Pata nhi kisi ko fursat hai ya nhi yaad krne ki
Khud tang kar kar ke apni yaad dilo jao

Na kar mere dost inn hasino se mohabat yeh aankho se war karti hai,
mai ne ap ke girlfrnd k aankho ma dekha ha wo tuj se zyada muj se pyar karti hai.

Wo gayi chhat pe kapde sukhaane k bahane,
Tum b gaye patang udaane k bahane,
Uski maa ne jo dekha ye hasin nazaara,
Wo b jhaadu le ayi bandar bhagaane k bahane.

Jo hukum deta h vo iltija b krta h
Ye Asman kahi pe jhuka bhi krta h
Tu bewfa hai to ek buri khabar sun SANAM
Ki intzar mera dusra bhi krta h

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
Aasman me dekha to aasman b nila He
Muhabat to sab karte H par
MAI KARU TO SALA CHARACTER DHILA He..

Jo Apko Roshan Kr jayenge Bato ki 1 chingri Se b JaL jayenge 1 bar Pyar se Sms To kijiye Ghar Aakar sms k Paise De Kar jayenge

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho..

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi k dil se khelo ,yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,
jab sms hi nahi karna hai to,
phone bechkar Radio hi lelo...

Kabir ji ka modified doha applicable on students :"kaahe jawat tution ko, kaahe karat padai. Number utne hi aan hai, jitne ki chit banai".