Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 12

Hum Gum Chupa Ke Muskurate Gaye,

Wo Hadd Se Jyada Satate Gaye,

Meri Aankho Se Ghata Barasati Gayi,

Aur Wo Sawan Samaj Ke Nahate Gaye.

!! !!

School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
pHir bhi ap chae aay withoutpermission

Mehekti hawa ye kehli h pyr karle

madhosh fiza ye kehti h izhar karle

par in gharwalo ko kaun samjhaye?????

Kehte h pehle 12th to pass KARLE...........

Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar
gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan
koi saaliyan na ho

Dum tut gya mera..
ab chita b jala dena,
kafan na mile to apna chadar odha dena
Koi puche ki rog kya tha to
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nazre jhukakr Engineering ka Sylabus bata dena.

Dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho
Muskuranay ki baat kartay ho,
Hum nay chaar din say mooh
nahi dhoya
Tum nahanay ki baat kartay
ho !!!

palko mein sapno ko ane do,
apno ki yaad mein kho jane do,
agar hota hai disturb apko mere msg se,
to just chill yaar thoda disturb bhi ho jane do...

DIL Bdal Na Dena SIM Ki Trha
MOHABAT Low N Krna BATTRY Ki Trha
PYAR Kam N Krna BALANCE Ki Trha
Hmesha Meri ZARURT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Trha.

Ye Zindagi ek Moh Maya hai
Jeevan me sukh kisne Paya hai,

Ek hum hain jo Bhulte nahi hai Aapko
Or ek Aap ho jo kehte ho
Fir Kambakhat ka Sms aaya hai

Aapki har bat me ak
class hai
Aap hi ke pyar ki mujko talas hai
kabhi mere nambr pe ak Call to kar do
suna hai aapki aavaj
Bhi jakash hai

Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He...

Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He...






Ghar me 3-3 SAAS ho to,
Phir JUNGLE hi theek hai.

Jab hamari yaad Aaye to"MISS" kiya kro,
Ache Moke pe "WISH" kiya karo,
Hum ek dusre se dur hain to kya hua,
kamse kam "SMS"To kiya kro..

Jindagee ek sadak hai,
Masti se chalte raho,
Aate hai utaar-chadaav,
Bas gear badalate raho.

Dil ke mehmaan ban jao,
ankho ke armaan ban jao,

hontho ki muskan ban jao,

yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin,

pehle zara,

cartoon se,

insaan to ban jao

INTERNET PE LADKI PATAAI INTERNET PAR HO GAI SAGAAI INTERNET PAR HI DIVORCE HO GAYA CHALO IS BAHAANE HAMAARA COMPUTER COURSE HO GAYA

Wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi.
wah wah

wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi.
wah wah

isse pehle mai inhe kharidata yaar unhe bakri kha gayi.
wah wah.

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?

Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.. ;->)

mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ye akele rehne se darte hai lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padte he

Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha,
Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay
Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha

Sari duniye se chhupa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakh khi hai..
Aur har ghadi tera deedar ho isliye julaab ki goliyan kha rakh khi hai..

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Khush-naseeb ho aap, ki hum aap k Pyar ko itni shiddat se chahte h, varna hum wo shaksh hai,, jiske khwabo me bhi log APPOINTMENT se aate hai.

Badal garze Shor ke saath

Barish hui badi zor ke saath

Har pal dhyan rakho apni galfrnd ka

kahi thand ke mare so na jaye kisi aur ke saath...!

Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya

Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya

Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi

aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya

Bhai Jb Teri Yaad Aati H
Rab di Kasam Muje Tatti Lag Jati H
Meri Yaad Me Tu B Waqt Gujarta hoga
Tatti Na Sahi Paad To marta Hoga.

Chand c mehboba ho meri
kb aisa maine socha tha
Chand c mehboba ho meri
kb aisa maine socha tha

kya kru us waqt meri soch me cemical locha tha

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal
aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal
aaya
Ke kal raat maine itna kyon
khaya!!!

Yeh jo aag dil me lagi hai use zamane me laga dunga....
Unki doli jo uthi toh .
Toh ?
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Toh?
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Toh?
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Toh ? Kuch nhi..
HANDSUM hu, dusri pata lunga.

Dubla itna hua main teri yaad me
Cheetiyan bhi kheechkar le jaati
hain
ab to charpaaii se!!!

Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati,
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati !!!