Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 25

Ishq ke schol mein naya mahal tyar hogaya,
Teacher ko papu ki gf se pyar hogaya,
Tabhi se papu ka dil udhas ho gaya,
Clas ke sare bache fail hogaye,
Aur Papu akela pass hogaya.

Ram na dhanush tora to sita bhagkar chali aayi, krishan ne basuri bajai to radha bhagkar chali aayi, humne siti kya bajai ki vo apne boy friend ko le aayi.

milna bichhadana sab kismat ka khel hai
kahin nafarat to kahin dilo ka mel hai
bik jata hai har rista is duniya mein
sirf dosti yahaan "NOT FOR SALE HAI" ”

A dost teri dosti k lye dunya chor denge hum,

teri traf aaye tufaan ko mor denge hum,

lekin tu ne jo sath chora Qasam se,


teri
HADDI PASLI
tor den gy hm,..

Mehek KINGFISHER ki kum nhi hoti, Peene se zindagi khatm nhi hoti, saath botal kagar ho CLASSIC cigrate to zindagi jannat se kum nahi hoti.

agr hum na hote to ye sher kaun kahta ,phool se chehre ko kamal kaun kahta ,ye to mohabbat ki den hai yaro warna pathher ki imarat ko tajmahal kaun kahta.

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho.

hamko yu pagal banana chod do.

muft ka maal khana chod do.

Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai.



bartan wale sabun se nahana chod do..

Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai,
Nakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi,
Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai….

Raat ho to MOON jalta ha
Garmiyo me JULY or JUNE Jalta he
Pyaar ho jay to CHAIN or SUKUN jalta he
or
Aap jesa kanjus ho to Khoon jalta hai.

Mere Ghar ke Samne Se Bhagi
ek GHODI
wah wah
mere ghar ke samne se bhagi
ek GHODI
Wah Wah

Fir Bhage Tum Aur
"RAB NE BANA DI JODI"

fiza ki majlis me sukun na aayega
maghsam-e-tohin se qubul muflis na aayega
makyul-e wafa ko mahrum na aayega
sir phat jayege par ye sher samagh nahi aayega

Chor ki chori me shor nahi hota,
har patang me dor nahi hota,
har gali me mod nahi hota,
aur hamse dosti karnewala bore nahi hota.....

dil me tumhara hi naam hai,teri yaad me beti har shayam hai,itna jhoot mat bulwao mujhse janab,really mere pas aur bhi kam hai

muhabat insaan ki zarurat hai,
dilo pe mohabat ki hukumat hai,
apki dosti ki wajah se ruke hai,
warna dhoom-3 me humari zarurat hai

Suna hai tumhari ik nigah se qatal hotay hain log FARAZ
Ek nazar hum ko bhi daikh lo k zindagi achi nahi lagti

Tashwir uski AANKHO me basa rakhi h,
Mohabbat APNE sine me chhupa rakhi h,
Hame maloom tha wo ek din DHOKHA degi,
Isliye uski chhoti BAHEN b fasa rakhi h.

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede, Apni nahi to dusre ki dede, Bhagwan tujhe 1 ke badle 3 dega, Anurag ki tarah Prerana ke saath Aparna aur Komolika free dega.

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

Fizao ke badalne ka intazar nahi karte, Andhiyo ke rukne ka intazar nahi karte, SMS kar dete hai hum har roz, Hum kanjus ke sms ka intazar nahi karte.

DIL KO SUKOON ROOH KO ARAM AGAYA ....
AAP AGAYE KE HUME MAUT KA PAIGAM AGAYA...

Din me sooraj gayab ho sakta hai roshni nahi. India toss jeet sakata hai match nahi. Dil toot sakta hai pyar nahi. Hum sms karna bhool sakta hai, apko nahi

Fasane se na fase Aisi Koi Ladki nahi

fasane Se na fase Aisi Koi ladki nahi

agar Fir b na fase to is duniya me
ladkiyo ki koi Kami nahi

Ye mana bade hi badnam h hum_
kar jate h shararat kyonki insaan h hum_ Lagana na kabhi humari bato ko Dil se_
Aapko to pata h kitne Nadan h hum.
HA!HA!HA!

Husn bane to diwane bane hai ,
sahrab bane hai to maikane bane hai,
kuch to kash hai aap main,
varna pagalkhane aise hi nahi bane hai.

Ae khuda barish karva de,
bas ek katori pani bharva de,
Aur jo mujhe msg nahi karte,
us katori me uska mobile dubva de,
NA RAHEGA PHONE NA BAJE GE TONE

Hamare sms se log samjate hain ki hamein aadat hai paise udaane ki,lekin vo nadaan kya samaje ye bhi ek ada hai kanjooso ko sharam dilane ki........

Ishq me jindagi brbad na karwa lena,mummy ke armano ko khak me na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabji lane ko mile h,unse kisi ka recharge na krwa dena.

Phulo me gulab acha lagta he
hr chehre p shabab achha lagta he
Aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte raho
hame aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai

1 jam wafa k naam, 1 jam ulfat k naam, 1 jam mohabbat k naam, 1 jam dushamano k naam, Aur POORI BOTAL MERE DOST tere naam..! aur botal ka naam
*MILK BADAM *