Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 26

Is masoom se dil ke fasane bahut hai. Is haseen zindgi ko jeene k bhane bhut hai. Kis kis ko karu msg kambakht is" great personality" ke deewane bhut hai.

Tere pyar me pagal ho gaya peter....
wah wah...
wah wah...
Tere pyar me pagal ho gaya peter....
Ab Hero Honda Splender 80 km per liter.

AAP lakh wari BHOOL jao,
HAM lakh wari YAAD aayenge,
AAP pani p-p k thak jao,
HAM hichkiyan ban kr satayenge.

Arz kiya hai, furkate muntazil se..gor farmayega janab..ke Furkate muntazil se taabegul ki nawasin ka pata dena...
Iska matlab agr samajh ajaye to mujhe b bata dena...aadaab arz hai.

Ladkon Ke Usul: Na ishq na pyar na mohabbat yaron,

Devdas ki tarah jaan mat maro,

Na koi chandramukhi or na koi paaro,

Har ek ladki ko bas— line maro.

Samandar Me Gehraai Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Rakhe

Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah

U Don mazak nahi karta
Gun to kya Bulet bhi nahi diya karta
Ye to apse Chahat hai Dil ki
Warna msg to kya Don kisi ko Number bhi diya nahi karta

Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Humse

Hum Seh Nai Payege

Ek Baar Keh Dena Zarurat Nai He SOHAIL Teri

Kasam Se Tujhe Pitne Ghar Tak Aayenge

Hansi Ke Nagme Gate Raho,Waqt Nikaal Kar Muskurate Raho,Zindagi kab Deti he Mauka baar-2,Mauka dundho aur Khilkhilate raho...

muttan gosh khane walo kabhi shahi paneer bhi khaya karo
dur-2 rahne walo kabhi himachal bhi aaya karo
shan-a-HIMACHAL DEV-BHUMI-HIMACHAL

Badal gaya hai zamana. Nahi nah ye to kya sharmana, ab to hai aapke paas readymade bahana 'DO bucket paani ab Rozana hai bachana......

RAAZ Ki Ghazle Thi Bahut Aala

Zara Gaur Farmaiye

RAAZ Ki Ghazle Thi Bahut Aala

Par Kya Kare..

Jub

PAPPU CAN'T DANCE SALA

Jab bagon me bahar ayegi, tab mere SMS ki bauchar ayegi, tanhaiyan to tumhari door ho jayegi, par kya mera bill bharne mari "SAAS" ayegi.

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

Agar Koi Poche To Bas Muskurana

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Poche To

COLGATE Ka Kamal He Ye Batana

Dekhti Ho Mujhe To,
Sharmaa Ke Mooh Fer Leta Hoon,
Zoolfen To Tumhaari Choo Nahin Saktaa,
To Daadhi Mein Hi Haath Fer Leta Hoon……

Bhool Na Ous Bhool Ko,
Bhool Ko Bhoola Dena,
Bhool Na Sirf Bhool Ko,
Hame Mat Bhoola Dena.

Pass Baithne Se Jo Bin Mange
Mil Jaaye, Use Khushboo Kahte Hain.
Janaab Ess Galat-Fehmi Mein Na Rahna,
Use Baalon Ki Zoon Kahte Hai.

Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de

Ye Jo Ladkion Ke Baal Hote Hain
Ladkon Ko Phansane Ke Jaal Hote Hain
Chush Jatin Hain Ladkon Ka Sara Khun
Tabhi To Inke Hoth Lal Hote Hain

mehfil me sabki nazar aap pe thi... aur aap ki khusi ke thikana na tha... jab aap ne najren jhuka kar dekha to aap ki taango me paijama na tha.....

Jo Ho ske to Nawaz do
Mri Subha Ko Nikhar do
Mri Sham Ko Sanwar do
Mry dukho Ko Qarar do
Ye N Ho ske to Yu Kro

Muje apni grlfrnd Udhar do

Rango Se Bhari Sham Ho Aapki,
Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Shan Ho Aapki,
Zindgi Ka Sirf Ek Ho Maksad,
Ki Langoor Se Unchi Chalang Ho Aapki.

Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Bade Miya Bade Miya Chotte Miya toh Chhote Miya

Nahin Ab Hum Apke Raste Mein Kabhi Nahin Ayenge,
Hame Pata Hai Aap Hame Kaat Khayenge,
Hum Ton Rehte Hain Chote Se Shehar Mein,
Hum 14 Teeke Kahan Se Lagvayenge.

teri dosti me diwane ho gaye
tuje apna banate banate begane ho gaye
pukar le 1 bar pyare se mere dost
'MURGE' ki aawaj sune jamane ho gayi.

Aatma Chod Gayi Sharir Purana
Aatma Chod Gayi Sharir Purana
Aatma Chod Gayi Sharir Purana
Dede Tera Devar Divana Dede Tera Devar Divana.

Dosti ki hawa chalne de jara

jalne walo ko jalne de jara

Dhokha de jaye agr har koi

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MANN KA RADOI BAJNE DE JARA

love ko life me must hona chahiye students ko love me interst hona chhiye ashiq ishq me prefect hona chahiye ye b college me compulsory subject hona chahiye...

Tum Itni Pyaari Ho Ke
Tumhe Palkon Par Bithaa Rakhaa Hain

Tum Itni Pyaari Ho Ki,

Tumhe Palkon Par Bithaa Rakhaa Hain
Tum Geer Naa Pado Isliye Chashma Lagaa Raka Hain

Dil walon ka apna jaha hota hai,
Zindagi junoon ishq imtehan hota hai,
Be maut mare jate hai pyar karne wale marne ka shouk kaha hota hai.