Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 27

jabse pada hu tere ishq me jaanu
jindgi kuch es tarah se viran ho gayi
kal jo mera office ta garments ka aj vo chaddi bandiki dukan ho gayi

Collage ki galiyon me ajeeb khel hota hai
Class ke bahane dilo ka mel hota hai
Notes ki jagah dil exchange hota hai
Is liye to her aashiq her saal fail hota hai

Mat doondna mujhe duniya ki tanhaai me kyon ki thand bahut hai Hum honge sirf aur sirf apni RAJAAI mein

zindgi k safar me sath hum denge
apni dosti ki saugat hum denge
girne lago to hath hum denge
or agar




na gire to lat hum denge

Dil jo ek baar tuta to judta nahi he.
Pyar jo ek baar rutha to dil se wapas milta nahi he.
Sacha pyar to naseeb walo ki hi milta he.
Warna aaj kal to time-pass har koi karta he.

Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo’n Ki Tanhai Main
Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main
Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .
HaPpY WiNtEr. . .

fizaano ka intezar hum nahi karte,
in aandhiyon par etbaar hum nahi karte,
man karta hai to sms kar dete hain,
kanjoos bankar sms ka intezar nahi karte.

Pahle Wo Kuch Baat to Karte The.
Choti Sahi Mulakat to Karte The.
Maine Yuhi Unhe Apna Samajh Liya.
Par Wo Ham par Nahi Hamare Sms Par Marte the.

Dosti K Geet Gayenge
hum,
Apni Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo Diye Bujh Gaye Hawaao mein,
Un Ko Bech Kar,






CFL layenge hum!

Badal v Ho, Ghata v Ho, Barish Na Ho To Kya Faida.?
Yaar v Ho, Wafadar v Ho, Deedar Na Ho To Kya Faida.?
SMS v Ho, Zabardast v Ho, Reply Na Ho To Kya Faida.?

kyo k itna pyar tumko, karte hai hum. Kya jaan loge hamari sanam. Mere dil ki tum thodi c kadar kar lo. Hum tum pe marte hai, itna to fikar kar lo.

Yu to aap sarmate bahut hai,
Koi call kare to itrate bahut hai,
Socha aap ko SMS na kare,
Par suna hai aap SMS padhkar muskurate bahut ha

hum unki gali sa gujre to who phool barsa rahe the fat gaya sar humera kyonki gumela bhi sath aa rahe the.

Jaise suraj nikalta hai raat k baad.Chand alvida kehta hai mulakat k baad. Aap ghar se mat nikalna varna log kahege dekho MENDAK nikla hai BARSAT kbaad.

sher arz kia hai::
dost ab hume msg nahi karte,
ab sab msg girlfriend ko jate hai,
koi bat nahi beta kar lo kar lo!!!!
waha se msg idhar hi aate hai!!!!

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib…
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi…

khuda kare ki apko kabhi judai na mile agar hame na karo sms to kuch aisa ho ke mausam ho sardi ka aur apko razaii na mile

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Woh aankhon se war karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai

chup chup ke tanhaai me ro lenge.

Ab dil ka dard kisi se na kahenge.

Nind tho aati nahi raato me,

jab toilet ho aaye ge,

tho jee bhar ke so lenge.

Arz kiya hai! . .


Tandur Ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,




Aur jis nmbr se bar bar mis cal aye, wo kbhi bachi nhi hoti!

kaun kehta hai bujurgo ko pyar karne ka haq nahi hota.
Yah bat alag hai ki un par kisi ko shak nahi hota.

Chanda or chakori karte they Love chori chori,
Larka tha memon or larki thi bori,
Larka tha sanwla, larki thi gori,
Chalo So jao Beta,bs yhi thi story,

Chand par kali ghata chhati to hogi, sitaro ko bhi nind aati to hogi,
lakh chhupao magar akele me tumhe apni Shakal par hansi aati to hogi.

Kon kisike liye hasta hai,
Kon kisike liye rota hai,
Matlab ki is duniya me-
Kon kisika hota hai,
Ab to SMS bhi wohi karta hai,
Jiska SMS free hota hai...

Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye..

Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi
Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi
Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon
Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi

True love song is bazighar O Bazighar.
Teri Mummy Ko razi kar.
Tune dil mera toda. Mene fevical se juda.
Mere fevical ka paisa wapas kar.
Bazigar O Bazigar

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

dil se dil lagakar dekho meri yaad mei aansoon baha kar dekho 1 sms kya main sms ki bahar kar doonga 1 baar mere mobile ka bil chuka kar dekho...

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi