Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 31

Chaand ko todh dunga
Suraj ko modh dunga
Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga
Tu agar ek baar haas de toh,
Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga.

Usse pyar karke meri kismat jaag gayi wah wah usse pyar karke meri kismat jaag gayi maine itne love leter post kiye ki wo postman k sath bhag gayi

Tu bhi kiya kar meri tarah sayari,

tera bhi naam ho jayega,

tujh par bhi marenge log ande tamatar,

sham ki sabzi ka kaam ho jayega.

Darta huin kahin main pagal na ban gaoin,
teekhi nazar aur sunahre roop ka kayal na ban gaoin,
ab bas bhi kar zalim kuch to raham kha mujhe per,
chali ja meri nazro se door kahin main shayar na ban jaoin

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de

Hasi ko inbox,
Aansu ko outbox,
Guse ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
help ko ok,
Dil ko karo vibrate,
Fir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kinti pyaari hai.

Taraste hue us ladki ke hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai,
jaise uski har saans puch rahi ho,
bhaiya! time kya hua hai?

karol bagh ke nazare na hote,
chandni chowk mein phuware na hote
agar dekhi ki ladkiya fashion na karti
to ladke aawara na hote.......

duniya me to hum bhi jeete hai
log aksar gum me pite hai

are hum deewano ko dekho
gum to gum khushi me bhi pite hai

TUM DUR SAHI, MAJBOOR SAHI
PAR YAAD TUMHARI AATI HAI,
TUM SANS VAHAN PAR LETE HO
PAR BADBOO YAHAN TAK AATI HAI....

taj mahel kya cheej hi, mai uss se bhi badi imarat banvavuga, mumtaj to mar kar dafan hui, tujko tho jenda hi dafnavuga

Wo Ho Jo


JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho


FEB: Ki Sham Ho


MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho


APR: Ki Hawa Ho


MAY: Ki Subha Ho


JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho


JULY: Ki Barish Ho


AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho


SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho


OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho


NOV: Ki Bahar Ho



AUR

DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main H

WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI,
FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,
AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO,
AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMS AAYEA HAI...

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya

na lakho mein na hajaro mein,
na chaand mein na sitaro mein
humne apko dekha hai chaapal churate mandiro mein,
poket marte bazaaro mein, police ke wanted istihaaro mein,

Socha aap ko phone karon
socha aap se baat karon
phir socha aik mulakat karon
phir socha kiun na intezaar karon
phir socha kiun na aik kaam karon
1 pyara sa sms app ke naam karon.

wo madhosh aankhe,
wo garam saanse
wo kapkapata jism,
wo nashili aankhe
wo jalta badan
maine to pahale hi kaha tha ye maleria hai.

Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Jo reply na kare Uska Mobile FANAA ho jaye.

Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
Kyunki aap khate bahut ho...!!

Chandi ke diwaar na todi
Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya
ik pehlwaan ki baiti ne kuch paison ke liye sms karna Chodiya.

Dillagi Abhi Na Kro Dard Hi Paoge
Bit Gaya Waqt To Yad Krke Rote Hi Jaoge
Karni Hi Hai To Padhayi Karo
Exam Me Kya Mere sms Likhkar Aaoge

Arz kia hai.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai (WAH WAH WAH)....TALIYAN.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai... khafa ho hum se ya balance kum hai..

JINS PAHAN K JAB MAI TYAR HOTA.
UTHA KE MOB,BIKE PE SAWAR HOTA,
DEKHTE LOG CHAT PAR CHADHTE,
OR KAHTE.......
KASH YE LARKA APNI LARKI KA PYAR OTA.........

PAGAL HAI WOH LADKE JOH LADKIYOON KO MISS KARTE HAIN,AREEE MISS KARNA HAI TOH UN MACHARO KO KARO AAPKE HAATH PAR BAITHKAR AAPKO KISS KARTE HAIN!!!!!!!

kabutar ja..ja...ja..
kabutar ja..ja...ja..
Mere kanjuse friend ke
pass jakar acha msg
lekar aa.....

Pyaar hum unko bepanah kar gaye, Wo jindagi me humko tanha kar gaye, chahat thi unke ishq me fannah ho jaane ki magar wo laut kar aane ko bhi mana kar gaye.

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Yeh maat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Aagar dost bankar raas na aaye,
Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

Soch Samjh ke Na ki Padhayi Jisne,
Ussne Jeevan Bigadh liya...
Aur Mann Lagakar Jisne ki Padhayi,
Usne bhi Sala kya Ukhad liya...!!