Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6

?Ram* kisi ko mare nahi ...

kyonki sabke dataa *Ram* ...

hum sab yuhi mar jayenge ...

kar kr k khote kaaaaaam...jai ho...

Arz Kiya hein ,

Koi Larki Humien Thukra day tou gham NaHi ,
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WaH-WaH !! ,
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Koi Larki Humien Thukra day to gham NaHi ,
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Arre doob Mare Wo kAmini Jiski Kismat mai Hum Nahi

Pagal Hai Vo Log Jo, Ladakiyo Pe Marate Hai, Unhe Miss Karte Hai, Are Miss Karna Hi Hai To Maccharo Ko Karo ,Jo Tum Ko Har Roj Raat Ko Kiss Karte Hai.....

Safar lamba he Dost banate rahiye
Dil mile n mile hath badhete rahiye
Taj n banaye costly padega
Har tarf Mumtaj banate rahiye

police ke paas danda he,
murgi k pass unda hai,

police k pas danda hai murgi k pas anda hai,

soja mere yaar vapas kyoli aaj to happy wala sunday hai

meri zindagi se dur ja raha hai koi,
aaj fir mere pyaar ka majak bana raha hai koi,
aye khuda thodi to akal de de unhey,
meri jaan apne saat le ja raha hai koi.

Woh Gire Hum Par Bijli Ke Khambe Ki Tarah..

Aey Mere Doston..

Khuda Ki Kasam Maza Aa Gaya Currant Kha Kar..!

UNKE BADHTE HUYE BHAAV SE HAME HAIRANI NAHI HAI..

IS DESH MEN MAHGAAYI KI RAFTAR NE HAD TOD DI HAI..

Agar usko is baat ka khayal aajae,
khatam dunia ka sara bawal ho jai,
lag jai tax ladkiyo ke make up par,
kasam khuda ki india fir se malamal ho jai ,

Ishq baazi wo kare, jo jaan ki baazi lga sake......
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Ishq baazi wo kare, jo jaan ki baazi lga sake

Ghar ke bartan bechke mashooq ko raazi kar sake...........

KUCH BAATE KRKE RULA NA DENA
CHUP REHKE SAZA NA DENA
AAJ DIN ME TO PHON KAT DIYA THA MERA
SAYAD KOI KAAM HOGA
BUS REQUEST H HAMESA K LYE MERA NMBER UDA NA DENA

Factoriya jitni thi mere yaar khagaye,
meri sari jayedat mere ristedar khagaye,
marne ke bad bhi ki humse daga bazi,
banwaya mera mazar toh meenar khagaye....

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

har taraf padhi ki moh maya h.
kitabo me sukh kisne paya h.
hum to colg jate hai ladkiya dekhne k liye..
aur madam kehti hai ki bacha itni thand me padhne aya hai.

Na Maa ke pyaar se,
Na Daddy ke maar se,

Na doston ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ki inkaar se....

Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se

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Tujh jaise aashiq sudhrenge to,
RAKHI ke hathiyaar se

Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

Pyaar Karne Ki Apni ek Reet Hai .................

Pyaar Ka Dusara Naam Hi to Preet Hai ..
Isiliye Try Maaro Har Ladki Pe ..................

kyunki Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai .....................

Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke sath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke sath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke sath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke sath!

Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti,
Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti,
Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai,
To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti.

Apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
Dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
Main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
Agar baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.

Jali ko aag kehte hay,bujhi ko rakh kehtey hey,cobra ko naag kehte hay,garden ko baag kehte hay,Aur jo apke paas nahi usey dimaag kehtey hay.

Janeman aapki mahobbat mein,
Kya se kya haal ho gaya.
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
Nahaye huye saal ho gaya.

Katrina kaif crores mein kamati hai

Wah! wah!

Katrina kaif crores me kamati hai
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fir b 30 Rupay ka Pauwaa chhada k aa Jati He..

Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai.

hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar,
tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar.

maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar,
tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kata murga samaj kar.

Log ghazal likhte hain dusron ka maal dekh kar,
Aur hum dard bhare gaane likhte hain apna haal dekh kar.

Mere Pyar ko Bewafai ka naam de gayi
Mere dil ko yado ka paigam degayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard hai
To Idiot jate-jate












"Zandu Balm" Degayi

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,

Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,

Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,

Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gy...

Maatam pasra hai sahar me...

aur bheed bhraa hai shamshaan...

koi puche to keh denaa .......

ho raha "Bharat Nirmaan" !!!

Arz kiya h...................................!i! ?
koi ladki hme thukra de to Gum nhi,
Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,
Are us ladki ki maa ki......

kismat footi jiske damad hm nhi;