Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

ankon se aansuon ki vidai kar do
dil se gamon ki judai kar do
agar dil na lage fir bhi
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to aao mere ghar ki putai kar do

khuda kare kisi ko mohabat me judai na mile.
wah wah wah!!!
aur jo mujhe msg na kare use thand me rajai na mile.

Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain

Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain

Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq

Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain

Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan wah wah.?
Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan,
Anjane m hi sahi tum kar to rahe raktdan,

Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Wah.... wah..
Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Mai barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jae meri.

Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey. ..

School ke Dino me Pyar Hua
Propose Kiya Letter Dekar
Jawab Aaya Kitaab me Chupkar
Kbi mulakat hui hi Nhi
Qki Kitab Kbi hmne chui hi nahi

"GIRLS POEM"
Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi. Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka.."TRY" to har ek ko karungi..:

Mat kar dost hasino se mohabbat, Kambakhat aankho se waar karti hai,

Maine teri wali ke aankho me jhank kar dekha, Kamini mujhse bhi pyar karti hai!!

Aaj kalke ladke laadkya apne pe
Naaz karte hai
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wah , wah ,

Aaj kal ke ladke ladkya apne pe
Wah , Wah ,
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Grammer to Aata Nahi english
me baat karte HAI...

Arz kiya hai-
Jee karta hai main choom loon uski tatti mein pade us matar k daane ko,
Kambakht wo to kam se kam uske labon se hokar guzra hoga.

Kolkata ke garmi
se hai skin jali,
wah , wah ,

Kolkata ke germi se hai skin
meri jali ,
Chura ke dil mera goriya chali ||

Rab se dua katre hain ki mere dosto ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile.
Aur jo mujhe mail nahin karte hain,
Unhe apni GIRLFRIEND se, BAHAN jaisa pyaar mile.

dekar hath dosti ka vaapas liya nahi jata,
is nazuk dosti ko zakham diya nahi jata,
sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
sms sasta hai fir bhi aapse kiya nahi jata

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Jindagi lambi hai grlfrnds banate raho.Zindagi bhar sath mile na mile dil milate raho.Taj banana to costly padega. Par har gali mei MUMTAJ banate raho.

Muje jala dena, ya dafna dena,
Marte waqt ek ghoont beer pila dena,

Main tajmahal nahi mangta yaro,
Bas meri qabar pe ek girls hostel bana dena.

Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad,
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

Ajeeb shi Halat He Tere Jane Ke Baad
Bhuk Nhi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad
Mere Paas 8 Samosy The Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere jane ke baad....

Mahobbat karle, karle
Jawani bar bar nahi aati,
Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai,
Kyuki badi bimaari bar bar nahi aati.

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife.

Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai
Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai
Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein
Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai

Umeed nahi fir bhi jiye jate h,
Udas dil me ek aas liye jite h,
Himmat to dekho hamari,
'Response' aate nahi fir bhi SMS kiye jate h,

Shayari For Boys;)

Tao Arz KiYa Hai,
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se,
Wah wah
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
Are Wah wah!
Lenkin In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise Kaminooo seyyy!!!

Luv By Rikshawala

Arz hai:

Dil Jala Rha Hu Kismt Azma Rha Hu. . .

Dil jla rha hu kismt azma rha hu. . .

Khub Ghumaya Us Bwfa Ko Bike Pe Isliye Aaj Ricksha Chla Rha hu..

Phone K Rishte B Ajib Hote Hai.
Balance Rakhkar B Log Garib Hote h,

Khud To Msg krte Nhi Hai,

Muft K Msg Padhne K Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai.?

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai

Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Ha

Tujhe Chahkar aisa lag raha hai ki
Apni zindagi ka majak bana baitha hu,
teri yaad me ye haal hai mera ki,
nind me bhi jagta rahta hun..

Jal raha hai dil mera kyunki kal teri sagai hai,
Jal raha hai dil mera kyunki kal teri sagai hai;
Aur is jalte dil ko dekhke,
Uspe papad sekhne aai hai???