Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 21

Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai,
santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h
Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..

jyotish-35 ki umar tak tumhare paas paisa nahi hoga aur tum dukhi rahoge
Santa-Uske baad?
Jyotish-Phir tumhe aise jeene ki aadat pad jayegi.

banta..... duniya ka sabse khatarnak jaadu kaha hota hai.....?

santa... beauty parlour main

boy- i love you. girlne boy se puccha-main bhi tumhe ilve kahun to kya karoge.boy- main khusi se jaan de dunga.girl- jaa nahi kahti zee le apni zindgi.

Snta-Dr Ne Kaha Tha K TV Cabel Se Bache Kharab Hote Hai Aur Padhai B Nai Krte, Maine Cabel Katwa Dia

Bnta-Good

S-Ab Maine Dish TV Laga Liya Hai

Ladkiwale-Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo kuch khata-pita na ho,aur kuch
Galat kam na krta ho
Pandit-Aisa Ladka to apko ICU k Emergency ward me hi Milega

SNTA:Meri biwi buht fuzul khrch h
Jubse shadi hui he roz100, 200 mangti h
BNTA-Wo in peso ka kia krti h?
SANTA:Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
Dusra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy

BHAKT - Bhagwan Mujhe Wardan Do Ki Main Marne Ke Baad Phir Zinda Ho Sakun

BHAGWAN- Ye Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai Putr, Ye Toh Sirf Ekta Kapoor Hee Kar Sakti Hai

Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!!
Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liye

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
Deta....

Minister :- bomb blast me marne waalo ko
5 or zakhmi ko 3 lakh diye jayenge.......
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Santa :- hamarra baap pehle zakhmi Hua,

Fir margaya.....
Hamare 8 lakh bante hai...

SONU;
Aajkal Zyada Bacche
Judwa Q Paida Hote Hai_?

MONU;
Desh"Me Itna AATANKWAAD Badh Gaya Hai Ki

Bacche"Akele AneSe Bahut Darte Hai."
mk

Aik Bakri Ne Bakray Se Kaha

'I Love You'
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Bakry Ne Kaha..Kia Faida Ab Tu Eid Aane Wali Hai...

Santa bakriyan chara rha tha.

Banta- in bakriyo ko kaha le ja rhe ho?

S- school le ja rha hu

B-mujhe pagal samjha he kya
aaj to sunday he

1-admi ne Fish pakri
jab ghar aaya to dekha
Na gas
Na ata
Na bijli
Na oil
admi wapis Fish ko darya me phenk aaya
Fish upar aai or zor se chilai

*jiyo manmohan sarkar jiyo*

SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti H.
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti NikalneMe.

Girl to Swami-Mujhe 'Bhavishya' dekhna sikhao?
Swami-Aankhe band kro aur gaal aage karo
Girl-Nhi,aap mujhe kiss kr loge
Swami-Dekha, Dikhne laga na 'bhavishya'

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..

Wife : Please Bike Tej Na Chalao...
Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai...:

Santa : Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai Toh Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Le

LADY 2 BHIKHARI-
MAINE TUMHE KAHI DEKHA H?
BHIKHARI-KYA MADAM! KAL HI TO fb PE CHATTING KI THI OR AAPNE MERI
PHOTO PE COMMENT DIA THA

LOOKIN SO SWEET.

TEACHER- AISA SENTENCE BANAO JISME URDU HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH KA SAHI PRAYOG HUA HO?

SANTA-ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTRY

Ram & Raavan wer in Serious War,
Sdnly Rvn saw a man stndng behind Ram,
Rvn:chal ok bye.
Rm:pr Q?
Rvn:kuch nhi..bs bye
Rm:Arey bta to hua kya?
Rvn:Yar tune chhoti c bat pr RAJNIKANT ko bula liya

Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h kya batau
DOST:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"..

1Baccha Paida Hote Hi Nurse s Bola-MOBILE h Kya?
Nurse:-Hai Par Tu Kya Karega
Baccha: Bas GOD Ko Ek CALL Karni H Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya hu. Meri Wali ko Bhej Do

Aamir’s Mother asks Aamir , ”
Beta ye aajkal Bijli ka Bill itana
zyada kyu aa raha hai????? ”
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Aamir raplies, ” Mai kabhi
batlaata nahi… Par andhere se
darta hu mai Ma !!!

Q:Ye pyar kab hota h?
A: Jab time khrab chal raha ho,
rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho,
apka mangal kamjor ho,
or bagwan maZe lene k mood me ho..

Principal : India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lagaya gaya?

Santa (kaafi sochne k baad) :

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DANDE par..;-)

Santa = yar banta teri shakal gadhe jaisi lagti hai.

Banta = Ek baat bta main kis angle se tere jaisa lagta hu ?

Maa:Beta Tum Lambe-Lambe Baal Katwa Lo
Beta:Kyon?
Maa:Log Rishtey Ke Liye Tumhari Bahan Ko Dekhne Aate Hai Aur Pasand Tuhme Kar k Jaate Hai