Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 29

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai

Snta- Installment Par Hy

police-park me aise Q baite ho?
man-hum dono shaadi shuda hai.
police-to ghar me baito na.
man-iska pati or meri patni manege nhi..

1st ladies- Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemal Karti Ho?

2nd ladies- Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achchha Koi Nahi

Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo

Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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"Kya Bolti Tu!":-:-)

Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo

Circuit bhai naukar ne chandi ka chammach chori kar liya Munna kaun sa wala Circuit woich bhai jo apun hotel se chori kar ke laye the

Snta K Tang Nili Ho Gyi,

Dr. -Zeher h Katni Padegi
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di
2Din Bad- nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi

Dr:Ab Bimari Smj Ayi

JEANS Rang chodti h.

Sonu:Mummy Kya Mai Bandaron Ke Khaandan Ka Hu?
Mummy:Pata Nahi Beta.
Mai Tumhare Papa Ke Poorvajo Se Kabhi Nahi Mili.

Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai
GOLU:samajdar
Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?

GOLU: boyfriend

Bola dukandar, k kya chahiye tumhe
Jo b kho meri dukaan p wo paoge
maine kha k kutte k khane ka cake hai
bola yahi khaaoge ya leke jaoge..??

Tchr: Itne din se kahan the?

Boy: Bird flu ho gya tha.

Tchr: Par ye to birds me hota hai.

Boy(Gusse me) Insan hi kaha rehne dia apne,Roj to murga bna dete ho !

Yamraj (Gusse me) Yamdut se: Mene Tuje Kaha Tha Ki "Ja.. Pan lekar aa."
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Aur tu Gadha,
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"Japan" lekar Aa Gaya..

SANTA BAR BAR ZEBRA CROSSING PE IDHAR UDHAR CHAL RAHA THA......
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WO KYA SOCH RAHA HOGA....
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SAALA YE PAINO BAJTA KYON NAHI HAI....

Doctor ne khasi ke mariz ko dast lagne ki dawa di

Compounder: Aapne usko dast ki dawa kyon di?

Doctor: Ab wo khaasne se pahle 100 baar sochega

Mehman khana khate hue bole:-
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai??

Chootu-Tum jaldi se kha lo,
Wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.

GOLU Papa muje Nokrani se pyar he Mai usse shadi kruga Baap Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho GOLU Kyu Baap Yhi galti mei ne b ke thi beta

Ek Saanp Dusre Saanp Se-Are yaar lagta mera zahar kaam nahi kar raha
2nd - Kaise
1st-Abhi Abhi maine khud ko kaata lekin kuch huwa hi nahi

BV:"utho ji almari k paas 1chor khada h.
"Hus:"us k paas hathiyar hua to?"
BV:Oh ho ghabrao mat apka to insurance h or zewaraat ka nhi."

Bv-Tumhe Nai lagta ki zara si samjhdari se lakho talak ke mamle Roke ja sakte hai
Pati- Zara si samjhdari se shaadiya bhi to roki ja sakti hai

Maa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya
Ladki -mai use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai aati

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial kr rha thaBanta-ye tum kya kr rahe ho?yar me dekh raha hu gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai

GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H
Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi

Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.

sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila

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aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..

Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre bandar ka hath dekh kar Bataya-Mujhe tumhara future andkar me nazar aa raha hai

Tum Ek din Insan ban jaoge

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye...

Papa: Waiter,
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1 beer aur 1 ice - cream lao
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Beta: Ice-CREAM kyu papa?

Ap bhi beer pijiye na...

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha

Munna:e sarcit ek bata agar bhains ko akal aa jaye to kya hoga?
sarcit:simple h bhai wo khud doodh me pani milana shuru kar degi.

Sale badhane ka naya tarika
EK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Pe Likha.

"Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge."

Snta-Hmara kutta jb subah akhbar apne muhse uthakr muje deta he to hmara padosi gussa ho jata he

Bnta-Q?

Snta-Qki,
Wo akhbar unke ghar aata he