Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

Teachar to Golu-Aisi chiz ka naam batao jo ek baar upar jati hai to Niche nahi aati

Bahut Sochne ke Baad
GOLU bola -Miss,Insaan ki umar..

GOLU-Mera beta meri kahi har baat manta hai
MOLU- Are wah,Tumne ye kaise kar diya
GOLU-Maine use keh rakha hai jo ji me aaye karo

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapar na mar de

Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
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Pappu : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
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Fattu : Zara English Me Kaho...
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Pappu : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

wife:subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala,

pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..

GOLU-Yaar,Meri Ghadi(Watch) Kho Gayi

MOLU-Chalti Thi Kya..?

GOLU-Ha..Yaar Chalti Thi

MOLU-Tab to jarur chalkar kahi Gayi Hogi

Traffic Police:
Ap 180 Ki Speed
Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU :Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale
Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha He.

Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.

Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.

Ramu: Kaise ho bhai.
Shyamu: Aacha hu.
Ramu: Tum Gadhe ho kya.
Shyamu: are tumhe aaj tak itni badi galatfahmi hai.

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me

Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?

Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa

Dost-Q?

Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai

Q-Insan or janwar k bacho me kya fark hota H
An-Ullu k bache bade hokar ullu,Gadhe k Gadhe Bante H
jb ki Insan k bache Gadhe,Ullu dono ban Skte H

once a repoter asked rajnikant - aap pe itne jokes bante h, itni insult hoti h, aapko bura nhi lagta....

rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...???

Son-Jeevan Bima Se Kya Hota Hai
Baap-Beta,Bima Ek Garib Aadmi Ko Zindagi Bhar Garib Rakhta Hai Taki Marne Ke Baad Ye Amir Ho Jaye

2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar

Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky
a fark hai? Student:~Sir
PYAR wo hai jo aap apni b
eti se karte hai, OR ISHQ
wo hai jo hum aapki beti s
e karte hai

Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir Kanjus pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"

Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar

Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.

teacher gunnu ko sharat karte
dekh dante huye- jab mai tumhari umar ki thi to itni sharat nahi karti thi

gunnu- to madam apne sharat kab start
ki..

sonu- tuje apna laptop bada karwana hai
kya.?

monu- ha yaar,par kaise ?
sonu- ek kaam kar, isme se
window nikalwa k darwaja fit
karwa le

Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho

GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai

girl- meri ek ek saans pe ek ek ladaka marta hai

boy-toh tum koi accha sa toothpaste kyu nahi use karti...

Boy to Girl-Jaanu,Coka-Cola Peene K Baad Kuch Karne Ko Dil Chah Raha Hai..

Girl-(Sharmate Huye) Karo na..
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BoY- Barrrrrrrah

Husband-kya hua itni pareshan kyu ho?
Wife-munne ne 1 rupya nigal liya hai,
hus-nigalne do aaj kal 1rs ka aata hi kya hai,

Batuni lady Ka chekup ksrne ke baad
Doc-koi taklif nah H,sirf aaram ki jarurat Hai
Lady-Lekin Meri zuban to dekhi hi nai
Doc-Use b Aaram ki jarurat Hai

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Darbar Doctor -
Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !

Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha

Santa Apne Bete Se-Kya mai Tumhari padhne me help karu
Beta-Nai Dad,Mai Bina Apki Help ke hi fail hona Chahta Hu

Chor Aya

Tijori P Likha
Tha-Todne ki jarurt Ni,ButtonDabao Khul Jyegi
Button Dabate hi Police Aa Gyi
Chor-Aj Mera Insaniyt p se
vishwas uth Gya

GOLU-Doc. Mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise mere kaan me koi Gunguna Rahe Hai
Doc.-Aisa Kb Lagta Hai
GOLU-Jb mai kaan me headphone laga ke song sunta hu