Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6

Judge:Tumhara Jurm
Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe
Phansi pe Latkaya Jaega
Santa:Wo To Theek Hai, Lekin
Utara Kab Jaega....???

New Idea
Boy: Tumhare Pen me INK nai hai kya?

Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai!!

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Boy: Acha to Apna mobile Number Likh ke Dikha

Santa: Yaar Banta, log humein Pagal q kehte hai?
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Bnta: chood na kar yaar logo ko.....









Tu NIMBU wali LASSI pee..

1 Car ki nilami ho rhi thi 1lakh,2la,3la
GOLU shocked-Is khatare me aisa kya h
Seler-Iske 10acidnts hue h & hr bar sirf Bv mari h
GOLU:4lakh

Santa- Yaar.. Tumhari Gardan Pe Ek Aajeeb Si Cheez Hai, Jise Dekh Kar Dar Lagta Hai

Banta- Aaccha.. Kya Hai Woh.?

Santa- Tera Chehera

SANTA ne Padosan ko khat likha

"I LOVE YOU"
Or
niche likha

Mene English me isliye Likha He
ki
Teri MAA padh na sake
Ki
Muje Tumse Pyar Hai

Santa-Batao Raste K Dono Taraf Ped Q Hote H
Banta-Polution Kam Karne K Liye
Santa-Galat
Q Ki, Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kaise Jayegi

1 kanjoos jangal se guzar rha tha
achanak uske paw me kanta
chub gaya
Wo Bola: Aachha hua chappal
pehan k nhi aaya varna usme
chhed ho jata.

Boy 2 girl: I lv u & want 2 marry u.
Grl:Apni shaakl dekhi hai
boy: Dekhi hai to tere pass aaya hun warna
Katrina Kaif k pass na jata

Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.
Maa:Kya Hua
Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa:Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Beta:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Boy 2 Girl-I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?
G-aaee Hindi bolo Mereko engliss nahi aati
B-kuch nhi Didi,barsat ho rhi h

Santa went 2 a Shop & Said-
Black Colour ka bulb do

Shopkeeper asked-
Kaha lagana he?

Santa-
DopAhar ko andhera kar k sona he.

Sir: Tere papa kal kyu daawat diye the?
Boy: Sir, Aap aaye the?
Sir: Haan
Boy: Apko nai malum?
Sir: Nhi
Boy: Sir, wo 11 fakiro ki dawat thi

Innocent trick:

Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.

Mom- Kahan he Garib?

Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha he

Judge-Aab Agar Kisi Ne Bhi Shor Kia Toh Usse Bahar Kar Dunga

Quedi Chillaya-O.O.Ha.Ha.Hee Hee.Ho.Ho

Mai Cheekh Raha Hu, Mujhe Bahar Kar Do

Santa- Tere haath me chot kese lagi..
Banta- Kuch ni Mene Gaye k Daan Ginne ke liye uske Mu Me haath dal diya tha usne meri unglian gIn dali

Teacher: Lofer aur Offer me kya antar hi
Student: Simple mam,

ladka 'i love you' bole to "Lofer" aur ladki bole to "Offer"

Santa-Sir sb log HINDI,ENGLIS,URDU m bolte h MATH m Q nhi?
Teacher-Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole Nhi to 4,5 jad dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge

Biwi to pati-Tum abhi dinnar karna chahte ho
Pati-Ha..ha,Lekin ye to batao khane ki chezo me choice kya hai
Patni-Ha..ya Na..

Santa apni aniversary per patni k liye
Gulab
ka phul
leker gaya
Patni- muje ye nhi chaiye
koi
sone ki
cheez do
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Santa-Ye le takiya,
soja

SANTA Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha He?
BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He.

S: Wo Kyu?
B: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.

Ladkewale:ye kya btmizi h apki ladki ko shram nhi ati,undrgrment m hi aa gai
Ladkiwale:apne hi to kha tha ki ladki hume sirf 2kapdo m cahiye

Delhi or haryana k logo me kya fark hai
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8 peg pine k bad delhi ka admi gud9ite n sweat dream
haryanvi- ib bta kon sa faltu bolle tha...!

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

why??










sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha:-)

Kya Dard Hue Bina Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja Saktay Hai

Doctor-Nhi

Pappu-Ager Me Nikal K Dikh Du To?

Doctor-Nikalo

Pappu-He He

Santa:Mujhe Subah-Subah Saans Lene Me Problem Aati H

Banta:Problem To Ayegi Hi Subah-Subah Baba Ramdev K Chele Sari Oxygen Jo Khinch Lete H

Santa Bank Lutne Gya Or gun dikha k Pesa lut liya
Pr us k hath kch nai aya
Qk sare pese usne manager ko diye Or kaha: Mere a/c me jama kr do

Banta:Wife agr hsbnd ko naukar samjhe
to hsbnd ko kya krna cahiye?
Santa:Zyda nhi,
2-4 ghar or pakad lene ka

Santa joins car driving skool
Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya?
Santa: haan..
ab horn badi ache se bajata hu

Police Officer:Tumne Chor Ko Pakda Kyo Nahi
Sipahi: Kya Karta Sahab, Chor Jis Ghar Me Chipa Tha Wahan Likha Tha Andar Aana Mana Hai.