Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

SANTA:MERI SHADI HONE VALI HAI.
BANTA:TO TUJE KYA PROBLEM HAI?



SANTA:MERI BV KO NAHI PATA!!!

Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE

Lalu:Murkh admi k biwi bahut sundar hoti hai.
Rabdi:Ap k pas to humre tarif k alawa r kono kaam nahi

Santa to Shopkeeper: Tumne Mere Naukar Se Badtamizi Ki.
Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, Ab Se Aapka Kutta Bhi Aayega To Hum Samjhenge Ki Aap Aaye Hai

Santa Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gya
Murgi Ne Dekh lia
Murgi Ne Santa K
Zor Se Thappad Marte Hue
Kaha:Sale Tujhe Dena Pade To Ehsaas Ho

Santa drives into one way and crosses 'No Entry' board Police: Oye 'No Entry' ka board nehi dekha ? Santa: Mujhe laga ki film ka poster hai

A lucknowi nawab meets Santa..
Nawab-Janab kya me apko ek takleef de sakta hu?
Santa-oye!!kutte kamine hath to lagake dikha hath ukhad dunga

Dr.ne Santa se kha
"pani ko boil kr k pya kro"

Santa ne Dr. ko bahut mara ur bola
"Bewakuf etni garmi mai kehta hai k boil pani piyo".

Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo'n Kono Me Phel Jaye .

Sardar- ''Aisa Nai Ho Skta''
Kunki
Dunya To Gol h

Operation k bad patient bola: "doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG MUKT hu..?"
Samne se Jawab mila: "Beta,doctor saheb to niche reh gye,
me to CHITRAGUPT hun

Turist:yeh kiska Kankal he???

Santa:Tipu Sultan ka

Turist:Or wo chota wala???


Santa:Ji wo Tipu Sultan ka bachpan ka hai....

Santa=10 rupaya ka recharge kiye to kitna milta hai?
Shopkeper=7 rupai TALKTIME milta hai
Santa=Thik hai Baki 3 rupai ka choclate do.

Chintu: Papa bahot sarif he na mama
Mom: kaise beta.....????
Chintu: Ladki ko dekhte hi 1 ankh band kar lete he...

Judge:Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rhe,Roka Q Nhi

Gawah:Agar Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota

Angraiz Pathan Se-Whats Ur Name?

Pathan- "OMER DARAZ KHAN"

Angraiz-Whats Mean Of Ur Name?

Pathan Soch K- "Long Life khan"

SANTA gave Card 2 Dad on B-day:
Phul Bahut he Gulab Jaisa Koi Nhi Baap to bahut he Ap Jaise Koi Nhi

Snta-Mera Kutta Wafadar He
Roz Akhbar Utha Kr Lata He
Bnta-Isme Wfadari Ki Kya Bat He?

Snta-Wo Padosi Ka Akhbaar Utha Kr Lata Hai.

Santa Swami se-
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo Shareef, Dayalu Sanskari ho,
Sawami "AFWAHA"

Padosi: Aap Bahut Bahadur Ho
Aapne Uss Chor Ko Itna Mara
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Wo Chor Hai Mujhe Laga Mera Pati Thoda Late
Ghar Aaya Hai.

Banta:En Ladkiyo ke Lips lal Q hote hay?
Santa:Aray yar Ladko ka khun pine se hote honge

Santa Apne Baap Ki Kabar Pe Gya

Or Haal Chal Pucha
Kabar Se Awaz Nehi Ayi

Santa Kabar Pe Likh K Chala Aaya Ki


AISA KAROGE TO KON AYEGA

Bnta:tera mobile kaha hy?
Snta:mar gaya

Bn:kaise?
Sn:Pani m gir gaya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha

Judge-Tum Par Cycle Chori Ka Elzaam Sabit Nahi Hua..Lihaza Tumko Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jata He

Santa- Iska Matlab Mai Wo Cycle Rakh Sakta Hu.?

Teacher: Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?
Santa: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!

Snta: Dr sab hmara bacha ne chabi kha liya h
Dr:Kb?
Snta: 3 mah phle
Dr;Tum 3 mah se kya kr rhe the
Snta:Duplicate chabi use Kar Rha tha

Santa:Mere biwi muze bahut marte hay
Banta:to police me complain kar
Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR hay

Boss:mere liye 1 aisa mirror lao jisme mera face achha se dikhai de Santa:Boss Nehi mila me sab dukan gay par sab me mera hi face dikhai dia

Stdnt:madam aap murghi hein kya?

Teachr:Kyun?

Stdnt:aap hamesha muje test mein anda deti hai

Snta Riksha Lekr Road pr Khada Tha
1 Admi Ne Puncha:Bhai Bus Stend Chaloge
Snta:Me to chala jaaungalekin mere Rickshy ka kon khyal Rakhega

Man-Hamare America mein War ho Gya H
Snta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota H
Man-wo kaise?
Snta-
SomWar
MangalWar
BudhWar....