Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 107

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Main sabse naraj hu .. mujhe koi sms nahi bhejta.

Vishvas rakhna meri dosti par, hum aakhir tak dosti nibhayenge, jarurt padi agar dosti mein imtihan dene ki to..
tum imtehan dena hum parchi fekne ayenge...

IS MSG KO
"3 DIN"TAK NA DKHNA



Mat dekho>

Manu Pta C Tu Ni Rukna


RUKO >>




Rukja >>




Rukja yar !

J Nhi Rukna Tan Main v MSG 3 din bad hi bhezu

Mallika Sherawat went to a shop in a two piece swimming costume
Guard, "Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed..."
Mallika, "Kaunsa utaroon ?"

Aaj to bahut khush hoge, kyoki...






barish jo ho rahi hai




Aur




barish me





sabhi mendak khush hi hote hai.

U miss me?
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MARU!
CHALO MISS KARO

Ek vari jan mang ke te vekh , kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee............







bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. -

Haryanvi Jaat riding a cycle & hits a girl. Girl: Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya? Jaat: Re chhori baawli dikhe? Poori cycle maar di ib ghanti alag se maru ke.

Hum 1bar jite h



1bar marte h


1bar pyar karte h

Shadi b 1bar karte h


Jab har kam 1bar karte h to





apko MISS kyun bar-2 karte hai..

MIL GAYA
OYE,
MIL GAYA.

OYE,OYE,
OYE...
MIL GAYA...

OYE,
MIL GAYA
OYE...
MIL GYA...
OHO OH

Apna kam chad k mera msg padhan wala mil gaya..

Q: why do boys go 2 temples?







Ans: coz temple is d only place wr u can find



Pooja


Bhawana

Shrdha

Aarti

Archna

Aradhna

Laxmi

sarswati

Shanti

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Abe khufiapanti kya kar raha hai upar nam nahi pada kya.

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main ja laha hu

Kisiko meli
yad nahi ati..Koi sms hi nhi kalta...

New punishment 4 mobile owners.


Misscall Ke Liye jail. Sms ke Liye Faansi. Call Ke Liye Umarqaid...

Aap mat Daro;
KANJUSO Ko To "EK LAKH" ka Inaam hai.

,////, hmmm..
( "._." )
>")("<
,,(")("),,,
Main sabse naraj hu .. mujhe koi sms nahi bhejta.

IS MSG KO
"3 DIN"TAK NA DKHNA



Mat dekho>

Manu Pta C Tu Ni Rukna


RUKO >>




Rukja >>




Rukja yar !

J Nhi Rukna Tan Main v MSG 3 din bad hi bhezu

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CHALO sms bhejo.

Teacher''pyar aur ishq mein kya farak hai?
Student''- sir pyar woh hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain aur ishq woh hai jo main aapki beti se karta hoon.....!

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…

Why do the bride and groom exchange VARMALA during marriage?
to tell each other affectionately- SWEETHEART U R DEAD. .

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Paichan kaoun?
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Abe khufiapanti kya kar raha hai upar nam nahi pada kya.

,////, hmmm..
( "._." )
>")("<
,,(")("),,,
Main sabse naraj hu .. mujhe koi sms nahi bhejta.

U miss me?
---------


(>" "<)
-(,,)''-''(,,)-

(>" "<)
( ''o'' ) no!
-(,,)--(,,)-

(>" "<) ('''''')
( ''o'' )/ /
-(,,)--
MARU!
CHALO MISS KARO

Hum 1bar jite h



1bar marte h


1bar pyar karte h

Shadi b 1bar karte h


Jab har kam 1bar karte h to





apko MISS kyun bar-2 karte hai..