Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 106

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Ja tommy ja. Jo log mujhe SMS nahi karte unke MOBILE par su su kar aa..

1 din HAATHI ne CHUHI ko chhed diya,Agle din chuhi ne haathi ki wife se kaha "apne pati ko samjha lo, abhito baat Aurto me hai, nahi to MARD hamare ghar bhi hai

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NA JI NA !''

Tawe par pada Popcorn uchalta kyo hai...




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Khud baith k dekho pata chal jayega...

What would a man say after going to potty but still not satisfied,
" juda ho ke bhi, tu mujh mein kahin baaki hai pant band karta hu tu phir chali aati hai"

Khush to bahut honge ki hamara sms aa gya ,par hum bhi bahut chalaak hain humne likha kuch bhi nahin hai.......

Logo ko moorakh banane ke alag alag Tarike:-















































































ye pehla tarika

Jo is msg ko pad raha hai wo LOVABLE..
SMART..
CUTE..
SWEET..
INTELIGENT..
GOOD LOOKING
nahi hai to kya hua,
jisne bheja wo to hai..!

How romantic jatt will propose a girl?
Teri buthi local bus vargi,mera ticket kataun nu g karda.Teri tor ni soniye meri majh vargi,mera sangal paun nu g kada.

A BANiYA. . . . learning english. . . . . . . .wrights 2 his frnd . . . . . I well. I hope u r also in d same well.

MERE SMS MILE?

NI MILE YE LO

SMS
SMS
SMS

LO CHHOTE SMS
sms
sms
sms

YE LO REMIX

SmS
sMs
SmS

STYLISH WALE B LO

$M$
$m$
$M$
bs?

Ab AP ki bari

Roses r lal,Sky is neela,ur brain is like khali patila!
Bura maan lia!
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Roses r red,Sky is blue.I''m born smart wat d hell happnd 2 u?
Thoda aur bura maan lo..

Tumse milne ka mann kar raha hai.. Mann ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai.. Dil ko bataya to ankhein ro padi..
Unhe chup karaya to sanse bol padi:-
I MISS U$

Hamare liye apne HEART me jagah rakhiye,




MIND me nahi..




Hame mind me rakhna kafi DANGEROUS hai..





Kyunki... ?















Hum MIND BLOWING Hain.

SHARMA- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?
VARMA- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai...

When u wer born..
de clouds parted..
sun shined n GOD APPEARED in front of all people n said...




"SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE !" kindly adjust????????

Narad Muni dharti par BEER peene aaye. 12 bottle pine ke baad,
Waiter: Apko chadhti kyun nahi? Narad: MAIN BHAGWAN HOON. Waiter: Chadh gayi saale ko.....

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YEH HAI BASANTI
AB YEH NACHEGI...









NACHI KYA...

SORRY,apun bhul gaya tha ki,BASANTI KUTTO KE SAMNE NAHI NAACHTI.

3monkeys escaped from zoo.1st found watching tv. 2nd Found playing football & 3rd......














no,it''s not u yaar.
Hamesha aisa he kyuo sochte ho yaar!

Aye khuda tu ishq na karna, varna pastiga. Hum to mar kar tere paas aate hai, tu kaha jaye ga ?

DOSTI NAAM HAI SUKH DUKH KI KAHANI KA,2STI NAAMHAI SADA MUSKURANE KA PALBHAR KIPAHCHAN KO DOSTINAHI KAHTE 2STI NAAM HAI UMRBHARSATH" NIBHANE"KA.

Girlfrnd k sath
kamre k ander
table k upar
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
De takatak
Le takatak









Polluted mind, they r playing TABLE TENNIS..

Pati apni bimar patni ko bola''Agar tume kuch ho gaya to mai PAGAL ho jaunga..WIFE: Dusri shadi to nai karoge?Pati:Pagal kuch b kar sakta hai.

Pesh hai pehli baar aapke cell mei nahati hui ladki:-





















































aj thand hai,kehndi kal NAHAUNGI

Song frm MACHIS:? Chunni leke soti thi kamaal lagti thi..



lo..



kalllo baat...



sirf chunni lekar soegi to kamaal to lagegi hi.

When cloud breaks rain fall. When coconut breaks water falls. When luv breaks tears falls. But wen ur head breaks aaila !! GOBAR.

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KUCH SAMAJH AAYA



Mere mobile ko aapke mobile se ishq ho gaya hai,
isliye line(maar raha hai!

Rajasthan ki ladkiya Churma banati hai. Gujrat ki ladkiya "Dhokla" banati hai. Madras ki "Idli" banati hai par saalee Ambala ki ladkiya FUDU banati hai.

A man gave an add in matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE" He got 1000 replies all saying-- ''Meri Le JA. ..

athisa aisa athea awaya atoa asaya ayoua agudmrnga aina aaa anewa astylea




can u undrstand this?

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