Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 124

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??

LETS CHECK UR INTELLIGENCE

If u can give da ans in yes or no then

u r real INTELLIGENT!

TUMHALA YENARE VEDACHE ZATKE

BAND ZALE KA?

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,

Siahi mat sanajhna.

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,

Siahi mat samajhna.

Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha

Mera mat samajhna.

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to

kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!

In haseenaoon se pyaar kya karna,
In Adaoon se pyaar kya karna,
Pyaar kisi ka kahan pura hota hai,
pyaar ka Pehla Akshar hi AADHA hota hai

No sPècìål rèåSon foR thìS mèSsågé ì jÜSt wåN to stèål å sìNglé moMént oUt of yOÜr bÜSy dåy åNd hoPé to måkè yOÜ sMìlé wéN ì $aY "hey take care Be happy."

Sabse accha mera yaar hain: Uski her ek shayari me pyar hai: Aaye na agar SMS uska to mere mobile rakhna bekar hai.

People say, we need maps to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.
Coz wthout a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.

Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye

Ho Sakta hai barish ke bad assman nila na ho, Ho Sakta hai dhup aane se sarso pili na ho, par aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki apka SMS aye aur hame khushi na ho ......

Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor,
ho apni adaon ke liye mashoor,
tum ho is zamane mein sabse alag,
sabse juda, kyunki tum insaan ke roop mein ho langoor.

Kabhi Kabhi Hosla Bhi Aajmana Chahiye,

Bure Waqt Main Bhi muscurana Chahiye,

Agar Saat Din Main Bhi Khujli Na Mite

To Athve Din Jarur Naha Lena Chahiye!

I/ve nothing 2 offer so it/s luv I/m going 2 send. It/s nothing dat I/ve borrowed, nor nothing dat I/d lend. Tis luv dat I send comes wit my Lifetime Guarantee.

Aap apni jindagi mein itna aage jao, itna aage jao, itna aage jao ke har koi aap se bole "JAO BABA AAGE JAO"

ab bhul chuka hun sab kuch jo yaad hai wo bhi bhula dunga
ab lot ke mere paas na aana warna haath ka kangan gale ki phaansi bana doonga

Riste hote hai jindagi bitane k lie, Hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane k lie, Milne ka to nasib nahi, Lo sms kiya apni yaad dilane k liye!!!

Aapke haath me mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai..

Maryada purshotam Bhagvan Shri Ram ko LANKA pe attack karne hetu 500 BANDER chahiye, 499 pahuch gaye. SMS Milte he niklo. JAI SRIRAM

aam ka juic mango ka juice
apple ka juice
mousami ka juice
pinepale ka juic
annar ka juic
aur jo sms na kare wo kanjus ..

Mohabbat ki shama jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.

Sapno ki tarah aa gaye,Apno ko bhulakar chale gaye,Kis bhul ki saja di Aapne hame,Jo pahale hasaya aur baad me rulakar chale gaye. . .!

Chand se pyar karna ho to Chandni se sikho...
Phoolo se Pyar karna hai to Baharon se sikho...
Agar kisi ka intezar karna hai to HUM se sikho...
Kahin Aapke intezar mein yeh umar na beet jaeyyy....

jab tumhe dekhu main

DIL STARTS FLYin,

tumse baat karne ko

KEEP TRYin,

jab tu dur jaye

i feel CRYin,

ARE MAMU ITA TENSION MAT LE

I WAS LYing....!

Chand se payer kerna ho to chandni se sikho
pholoon se payer kerna ho to bharoo se sikho
Agher kisi ka intizar kerna ho to hum se sikho.......
kahien tumharay SMS ke intazaar mai yai umer beet hi na jaeyyyyyyyy

Zindagi me DUKH ko DELETE karo,
Khushiyan SAVE karo...
Dushman CANCEL karo....
Dost ENTER karo....
Phir dekho ZINDAGI ka COMPUTER kabhi HANG nahi hoga..

Maitri mhanje vishwas, dhir aani dilasa, manachi kali umaltana padalela pahila themb. Maitri mhanje don jivaamadhla setu, maitricha dusra arth mi aani tu...

Ramchandra kah gaye siyase, aisa kalyug aayega ,ek dost sirf sms karega , dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi,

tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi.

Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi,

Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?

Samundar jaisa syllabus hai,
Talab jitna sikhaya jata hai,
Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hai,
Mug jitna likha jata hai,
Aur boond jitne marks milte hai!