Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 51

Log pyar Dil se nahi Chehre se karte hai,
Dil pe nahi sundrta pe marte hai ,
Hum sundar nahi par Dil ke saaf hai,
Isliye bahut kam log hume Pyar karte hai

Har us dil se pyar kro jo tumhe dard de. par us dil ko dard na do jo tumhe pyar kre.. kyunki aap duniya k liye 1 ho par kisi 1 k liye aap duniya ho.

America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai. China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai. Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai. Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai. INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai..

Khargosh k 12th me 75% aye.

Aur Kachuye k 60% aye.

Phir bhi Kachuye ka Admision College me ho gaya,

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Sports Quota Yaar!!
Bachapan me Race jiti thi na.!!..

BAAP OF ALL PJ's- What do u call a girl who is short in height n has a small heart? Ans: ASHA. Why ? How? Dil hai chota sa choti si asha!!

Ek din mene DIL se puchha
VAAD aur YAADE in me kya fark hai

Jawab mila
VAADE insan todta hai

Aur

YAADE insan ko todti hai

Friend And Best Friend me kya farq hai..?Friend kehta hai:Yaar Plz, Drive Safely & Slowly..Best Friend Says:Bhaga Kamine, Agey Swift Me maal ja raha hai..!

Lips Bhindi ki tarha Gaal Tamatar ki tarha Eyes Matar ki tarha Poora Face Gobih ki tarha E Khuda ye kaisa Dost diya Subzi Mandi ki tarha

Usey Kehna K Mere Marny Par Aansoo na bahay.....!

K Mujhe Apni Mout Sy Ziada Usky Aanso ka dukh ho ga.

sab log pagal kyu nahi hote kyunki pagalo ka bhi koi usul hota hai

mai har roz subah uth kar bhagvan se yahi prathna karta hoon ki sabhi ko tere jaisa dost mile...
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MAIN AKELA HI KYON BHUGATU ?????

Namaskar!
zinda ho toh ek SMS bhejo.
Aasman me chale gaye ho toh barish bhejo. Swarg mein ho toh apsara bhejo,
Aur agar narj mein ho toh enjoy there....

4 Pepsi RANBIR, 4Coke AMIR, 4 Mir
inda ASIN, 4 Fanta GENILIYA, 4 Thumsup AKSHAY
, Don?t wory "Ganna Rass" ke liye apko select kiya hai.

Mere pas IPL Nagpur cricket match ke 5 VIP passes aaye hue hain . Chalna hai kya ?













Agar aisa koi mesg aaye to batana , main bhi chalunga !!!!!!!!!

"IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE.." BOY- Tere 12th me kitne percentage the? GIRL- 97% Boy- Baap re Itne me to kisi gareeb k 2 bache pass ho jate..

Ek Gulab hamesha Gulab Rahta hai,
Chahe wo Gamle me Rahe ya Gazal me,
Usi tarah Tum humesha mere Dost rahoge.,
Chahe tum Central Jail me raho ya Mentel Hospital me.

gujara waqt dubara kabhi aata nahi hai...
Aur...
Insaan wohi hai jo pareshaanio me b ghabrata nahi hai..

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan.

Phool ho to Gulab jaisa
Jivan ho to Sher jaisa
Maut ho to Shahid jaisi
Nasib ho to Hamre jaisa
kyonki hamare sath hai
Bibi ho to tumhare jaisi

Main Ye Nahi Kehta Ki Dost Mat Banao,
Par Apni Us Dosti Mein Khud Ko Naa Bhul Jao,Mil Jayega Dhoka Jaane Kis Raah Pe,
Isliye Ae Dost, Dost Apni Ruh Ko Banao.

Maine jannat ka darwaza khat-khataya to awaz ayee- kya chahiye?

maine kaha- Dard, taklif, maut, bimaria
kiske liye? are yaar mere liye main kisi our ka bura nahi chahata..

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi





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Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.

Lohe ko Loha kat skta he,Zhr ko Zhr kat skta he,tum plz apna khyal rakhna.Tum ko kbhi bhi kutta kat sakta he..

Accha ek baat batao:- Ghadha Tanhai me kaya mehsush kerta hai?
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koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker ke bata dena....

Aab rs50 ke recharge pe rs 5000 ka taktm.100 sal k validity call 1 paise/min,100000sms free.for Detail contact
WWW.JA APNA TOWER KHUD LAGALE.COM.GD :-D

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Apki phto pakdi gai h,
Grlfrnd k sath ghumte hue,
Negatv chahye to SMS karte rhna,
wrna photo ghar bhj dnge...

Kabhi-2 to lage classroom me rahi Na khushi aur na maza, Kabhi-2 to lage har class Muskil aur har Sem 1 Saza, Aise me koi kaise apne.Teachers ko padhane se roke? Aur kaise koi sochle every day gonna be SUNDAY.

Aap

Aachhe

Imaandar

Sanskarwan

Sunder

Sushil

Samjhadaar

Pyare

Khubsurat

Tailented Insaan ho,


Pata Karo

Ye Afwaah Kaon Udaa Raha Hai

Jaane kya hoga is DESH ka!!!
Padhe likhe hone k baad bhi aadhe log anguthe ka istamaal karte hain.
Ab is SMS padhnewale ko hi le lo:)

Nigahe aapki khanjar..to adaye bandook se kam nahi..jo log aap pe marte hai wo..bewakoof se kam nahi