Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 52

Diye Se na Pucho Baki tel Kitna Hai.Sanso Se na Pucho Baki Khel Kitna Hai.Pucho us kafan me soe hue insan Se,Ki Zindagi Me Gum Aur Kafan me Chain Kitna hai.

Kabhi yad aaye to phone karlena
paise kam ho to SMS kar lena
agar ye b na kar sake to mobile
dahi me dal kar vibrestion on kar lena or
LASSI Tayyar

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu Muje Bhul Jao BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi Na tere jane ka Gum Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm -

Insaan ki kamyaabi uski pehli biwi ki wajah se hoti hai, Aur uski doosri biwi uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai.

Life me jisko hota he gum, vo pita he Rum, Ankho me jis k ho tear, vo pita he BEaR, Jisko Love lagta he risky, vo pita he WHISKY, to pio WINE.& maro LINE...

Aam ki khusboo,tarbuz ki bahar,garmi ka mausam aane ko taiyaar,thodi si masti thoda sa pyar,cotton ke kapde kar lo taiyaar,"HAPPY SUMMER" mere yaar...

zindagi rahe na rahe pyar hamesha rahega,aap paas rahe na rahe aapki yaade rahegi,apni jindagi me hamesha haste rehana,kyonki aapki hasi me ek muskan hamari rahegi

tere gum mai marjaenge, me gaye to bhgwan ko riswat de ke aap ko vi bulayene aur dono beth kar' KURKRE KHAYE GE'

Is Say Barh Kar Bey-Izzati Ka Maqaam Kia Hoga Faraz!

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K Date Pay Chheenk Maari to

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Naak ka Chooha BACHCHI k Hooton Pay Jaa laga. :-)

shaadi se pehle : maine pyaar kiya
shaadi ke baad : maine pyaar kyun kiya

Pyaar jindagi ki tarah hota hai,
Jiska har mod aasaan nahi hota,
Har raaste par khushi nahi milati,
Par jab ham jindagi ka saath nahi chodte,
To ham pyaar karna kyon chode.

ek gadha kavi naa nahi kehta tha.ek din use ek admi mila usne uske kaan me kuch kaha toh woh naa kehne laga. logone use pucha toh bataya ki usne pusha tha ki amway karega.

AAJ APKO EK SCRET BATANI HAI LOG MERE SMS KO BHAGWAN MANTE HAI PATA HAI JAB BHI MERA SMS AATA HAI LOG KEHTE HAI "HEY BHAGWAN FIR AA GAYA"

Bhul gye ya bhulana chahte ho,door kar diya ya jana chahte Ho,ajma liya ya ajmana chahte ho,ek sms karoge? ya or paise bachana chahte ho.

Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam:
My Life
mahine baad: My Wife
saal baad: Home
10 saal baad: Hitler
15 saal baad: WRONG NUMBE

Kal Raat 1 Fariste ko maine Tumhara kyal Rakhne ke liye bheja.
Wo vapis aa kar bola..
Fariste Faristo ka khyal nhi Rakhte.

Hum Tum
Jaise Idli Sambhar
Jaise Ras Malai
Jaise Pav Bhaji
Jaise Diya Batti
Dono ek duje ke liye bane hai
Dono ek dusare ke bina adhure hai
Dono hamesh ek sath hi achhe lagate hai

Zindgi hai to khawab hai,
Khawab hai to Manjil hai,
Manjil hai to Rista hai,
Rista hai to Muskil hai,
Muskil hai to Himmat hai,
Himmat hai to 9-10 SMS karke batao.

Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

Wo aye hum Dekhte rahe, Wo Muskuraye hum chup rahe,
Wo bolte rahe, Hum khoye rahe,
Lekin jab wo jane lage to hum Chillaye- -
Sir attendence to lelo pehle hi short hai..

Dunia Ka Yaqeen Kare B Toh Kaise Kare..

Apni Hi Aankhon Ka Aansoo B Toh Apna Na Raha..

Woh B Nikla Toh Kisi Aur K Liye..

kHOYE HO YA SOYE HO NA JAANE IS WAQT AAP KYA KAR RAHE HO,IS UMMID MAIN SMS BHEJ RAHE HAIN KI HAMARI HI TARAH AAP BHI HAME YAAD KAR RAHE HO...

Khuda ka diya sab kuch h,Balanc h,Phon h,Network h,Itna rutba h,ki kisi ko bhi sms karu to msg ki line lag skti h,Bas kami hai to apke 1 sms ki..

Kushi ko gam kaise keh deApki dosti ko kam kaise kehde Ye to sab kahte he ki tum pagal hoLekin sach me ho ye hum kaise keh de..

Zindgi Milti he 1 BaarMaut Ati he 1 BaarPyar hota he 1 BaarDil Tut'ta he 1 BaarJb sab hota he 1 Baar To FirApki Yaad Q Aati he Bar Bar.

Jab do Dilo ki mulakat hoti hai
To Pyar ki Shuruat hoti hai
Lekin jab shaadi hoti hai
To Sachhe pyar ki pahchan hoti hai

Pyar or baarish dono ek se hote h. Vo hamesha yaadgar hote h. Fark sirf itna h baarish saath rehkr tan bhigati hai or pyr door rehkr ankhe.

jab aap ayina ke samne jata ho to ayina kehta hai beautifu! beautiful ! aur jb aap ayine ke samne se door jata ho to ayina kehta hai aPRIL FOOL BANAYA

Ek computer field ki ladki kaise gaali degi-saale infinte loop.pedaishi error.virus k bachche.1click marungi to dharti se delete ho k paataal me instal ho jaega

HOSPiTAL attendance

LANGDA

Present sir,

BEHRA

Presnt sir,

ANDHA

Presnt,



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SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.gn