Hindi Quotes - Page 94

Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.

U r so Bichitra, I can't draw ur chitra but i like ur charitra. ur heart is so pabitra u r my cute mitra n u alwys sit in my diL BHItra.

Co-education k side effects Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua,
Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua!
Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,
Hamara admision to ek sath hua,
Par gazab k tere sath hua,
Tu husn ki devi fail hui!
Mai dard ka mara pass hua!

If u knock at de door of others u never no whether u’ll b welcomed or nt.

But if u knock at ur frend,he’ll certainly welcome u n

say

“Bol bhikari kya chahye”

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq H Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Gf/Bf Se Shadi Karte Hai Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kisi Aur Ke.. Njo Lyf.!

Life of a Student-
Wallet hai Paise nahi..
Lectures hain Attendance nahi..
Mobile hai Balance nahi..
Frnds hain Girlfrnd nahi..
Exams hain Tension nahi..
Padhna hai, Mood nahi.. ;-)

Duniya mai bahot se network hai.
magar ek network aisa hai.
jo sirf aur sirf aap ki wajah se chalta hai
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CARTOON NETWORK. YAAR

Raat kitni chup si khamosh hai
Iske sine me koi baat dabi to hogi
Na isne kahi na hamne suni
Baat to baat hai juba par hi hogi

KAL RAAT KISI KI ZUBAN SE AAWAZ NIKLI
CHAL NIKAL LE DEKH KE KOI PATLI GALI
MAINE TO SOCHA THA KOI PATAKHA HOGA
DOSTO NE KAHA WO THI RAAM KALI

main yeh nahi kahti
koi dil mein na samaye
main yeh nahi kehti ke koi arzoo na ban paye
per itna jaroor kahna hai
agar samajh sako
ke dil mein kabhi kisi ko
itni jagah na do
ke dil ke liye dhadakna hi
mushkil ho jaye......

Neechey se padho
Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss

Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho

AAP jante ho meri life me sabse kimti chezz kaya hai......................
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............ is line ka pahela shbda.

Gabar ; are o Sambha , yeh sms padne wala insan hai ya langoor?

Sambha: sardar, reply kiy to insaan nahi tho langoor.

jab hum tumse milte hain.....
tab humari nain baten karna suru kar dete hain.....
hont chahe chup rahe.....
par dil ki awaz saf sunai dete hain.....

tumne hum ko hum se chura liya.......
pyar humse tum ye kesa kiya....
ki har ghadi hume diwana banaya....
tumhari yadon main na koi hos aya....

dost hume apna samjho ya begana humara aapka rishta hai purana isliye farz tha aapko batana thand shuru ho gye hai roz mat nahana

Name: DOn
Baap: Gangster
Kam Her Pheri
Bhai: Munna Bhai
Pata: 36 China Town
Dost: Gabbar
Guru: Bluff Master
Dustman: Sarkar
Khun: Ab tak 56
SMS bhej varna 57

Bhulne k tujhe najaane kitne waade karte hai, Kaise bhulayun tujhe ye sochkar tujhe yaad karte hai, Jab b hota hai zikr jamaane me pyar aur wafa ka, To tumhe bewafa k bahaane yaad karte hai!"

" Jise humne dost maana usne humko chahne ka aaitbaar kiya, Jisko humne chaha usne muskurake kisi aur ka naam liya!"

" Nighaon me suna pan, dil b viraan hai, mere mehboob kya yahi pyar ka inaam hai, Tumne chaha aur raat din pooja maine, Mujhpar laga ye bewafai ka Iljaam hai!"

Aap ko kuch dena hai
mere pass aao
thoda aur
ab thik hai
apna face meri taraf karo
aankhain band karo
diiissshhhuummm
msg nahi karoge to esse hi padega waiting for ur msg

Maine Dil diya tumhe apna samaj kar
Maine Dil diya tumhe apna samaj kar
Thune khaliya use Tharbuj samajkar

Har yaar, yaar nahi hota,har sakhs vafadar nahi hota, ye to do dil milne ki baat h, varna saat fero me bhi pyar nahi hota.

waqt se pehle or naseeb se jyaada kisi ko kuch nahi miltha.
zindagi woh nahi hai joh hum sochte hain, zindagi woh hai joh hum jeetey hai...

Hamesha aapke hoton par muskaan rahe, Har gam se aap anjaan rahe, Jiske saath mahak uthe aapki zindagi, Hamesha aapke paas wahi insaan rahe.

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

Kore kagaz pe likha he tera naam

Tasvir b utari he aur likha he ye paigam..

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Jinda ya murda pakadne wale ko 100000 ka inaam !

Koi apko Pagal Kahe

To Dukhi Mat Hona

Afsos Mat Karna, Rona B Nhi,Darna B Mat

Himmat Se Khade Ho K Puchna

Tumhe kaise pata chala

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz...,
Jis larki ko bhejo ge wo foran set ho jayegi. ;^>

:-:

Baris ki har boond kahrehi hai tujhse
Mere dil ke aafsane.
Tu bhi karti hai mujhse pyar
Khirki khol to jane.

Mast Raho Mastime,
Na Jao Gaironki Bastime,
Jahan Kadar Nahi Apni Hastiki
Vaat Lagao Aisi Basti Ki…

HAR SAGAR K 2 KINARE HOTE HE, KU6 LOG JAN SE B PYARE HOTE HE, Y JARURI NAHI HAR KOI PAS HO QKI JINDGI ME YADO K B SAHARE HOTE HE..

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<@> <@>
dis is not a sms

dis is not a call

just i have sent my eyes

because apko dekhne ka dil kar rhaha tha Dekh liya

Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,

kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….?

Chalo Hain to ye bhi aansu,

bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain

duniya ke paanch mushkil kaam
1] hathi ko dhakka dena
2]machar ki maalish karna
3]chiti ko kiss karna
4]ziraffe ki gardan dabana
5]apse sms ki ummeed karna

Popcorn ki khushabu
mungfali ki bahar,thandi ka mausam aane ko taiyar,thodisi masti thodasa pyaar, maflar sweater rakho taiyar"Happy Winter" mere yaar

PHOOL
KHUSHBU K LEAY
PYAR
NIBHANAY K LEAY
ANKHAIN
DIL CHURANAY K LEAY
AUR YE SMS
AP KO MERI YAD DILANAY K LEAY

what is the meaning of HAPPY ?
H = HUMNE
A = APPKO
P = PAL
P = PAL
Y = YAAD KIYA

Aashiq apni mahbooba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai???????????????
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai...
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai.

Ek kanjus K ghar mai aag lag gaya

woh ghar ko nhi bacha saka pucho kyun??


kyun ki



Woh sari raat Fire Brigate walo ko miss cl maar raha tha

Sms parhne se pahle ki dua."
Ya khuda ye sms ek naya ho,
kisi ne aj tak na pada ho,
behad maze daar ho,
sab ko pasand aane wala ho,
FORWARD karne layak ho,Aameen

o meri makki di roti
sarson de saag
suji de halwe
lassi de glass
te amb de achaar!
na sg na miss call
kithe ho sarkar
I MISS U YAAR@

MY THOUGHTS FOR LIFETIME-
Achha dost kitni bhi baar rooth jaye, usse mana lena chahiye!
Kyuki wo KAMEENA aapke saare raaz janta hai!!!!!

BOYS' PSYCHOLOGY-
Fraud vd innocent girl,
Frdshp vd charming girl,
Contacts vd smart girl,
Flirt vd freaky girl,
Luv vd cute girl &
Marriage 'Jaisi mummy ki marzi!!!'

Thirsty crow story in Hinglish-
Once upon a Waqt,
Thr was a Kauwa!
He was very Pyasa!
Here there Bhatka,
He saw a Matka!
Some patthar Patka,
Water Gatka & Satka!! ;-)

today is sunday Is khas mauke pe ye msg 10 logo ko send karo.
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krke to dekho kasam se aisa karne se 7 din baad dubara sunday ayega

Gaur farmaiye- "Subah subah jo pioge pani gunguna, subah
subah jo pioge pani gunguna, to POT SEAT main milega
bhaiya umeed se dugana

Zindagi hai ristey banane ke liye,hum apni hasti mita de
isse nibhane ke liye,aapse milne ka to naseeb nahi,lo sms
ker diya yaad dilane ke liye?

Yadom me na dhundo hume, dil me hum bus jayenge, tamanna ho
agar milne ki to on karo mobile hum inbox me hi mil
jayenge...!!!