Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK

KAYA TUM UD SAKTE HO?KAYA SANJIVANI BUTI LA SAKTE HO?
KAYA SINA CHEER K DIKHA SAKTE HO?
NAHI NA.BETA KEWAL SHAKAL BANDAR JAISI HONE SE KOI HANUMAAN NAHI HOTA

Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali,
Surat Di Bholi Bhali,
Mizaaz Diya Cool,
aur Dimaag gaya bhool..!!

Jab tum haste ho toh lagta hai insan phele bandar tha.

Ab gussa mat karo,kyunki jab tum gussa krte ho toh lagta hai insan ab bhi bandar hai.

Superman is Flying
Spiderman is Jumping
Batman is Running
Hitman is Fighting
Gentleman is Sending SMS
Douberman is reading SMS
HaHaha.

Cellphone using is very Dangerous
&
It damages the Brain




But,


U R so Lucky,

No Brain.!

No Damage.!

No Problem.!!!
-=-
Gud Afternoon

chubby cheeks, dimple chin,
browny lips,
tiny eyes and rose tongue. actually i was pointing out the similarities between u and 'hutch dog'. great...r u twins..

Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam...


Murree ki sardi ki kasam...


Musharaf ki vardi ki kasam...


Adnan Sami ki charbi ki kasam...



"U r Very FooL . .

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

Dog1: main is area me naya hun, mujhe yahan k kutton k sardar se milna hei,

Dog2: shh..chup.!Awaz mat karo Boss msg padh raha hai!!

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.

which is the painful way of death? Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!! DOnt worry. its simple very very simple. ''ur smile''. Good evening.

Ha
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa


Nothing,
I suddenly remembered ur face..?
Oh my god..?
Wat a funny creation..

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?