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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
One Liners
Nitin Dhiman
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
111
Alzheimer''s advantage: New friends every day.
One Liners
Ravi
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
118
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
One Liners
Nitin Dhiman
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
113
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
One Liners
Anju
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
136
Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf".
One Liners
Abhijeet
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
133
It''s sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
One Liners
Anju
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
146
"If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
One Liners
Pallavi
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
109
Department of Redundancy Department
One Liners
[email protected]
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
100
Look out for #1, and don''t step in #2, either.
One Liners
Abhay
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
117
Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.
One Liners
Saurabh
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
135
Don''t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
One Liners
Rahul
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
105
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can''t.
One Liners
Nimish
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
122
I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say it''s just a pigment of their imagination.
One Liners
Barun
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
121
Drink your coffee; there are people in India sleeping.
One Liners
Deepak
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
120
If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.
One Liners
Pramod
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
129
I''d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
One Liners
Charu
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
141
I wouldn''t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
One Liners
Shobhit
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
103
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I''m stuffed!"
One Liners
Nitin Dhiman
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
112
Daddy, why doesn''t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
One Liners
Anju
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
118
Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
One Liners
Kanishk
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
114
If we aren''t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
One Liners
Agha
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
123
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn''t listen.
One Liners
Animesh
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
126
Guns don''t kill people, postal workers do.
One Liners
Abhinav
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
114
Lord save me from your followers.
One Liners
Kunal
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
141
I love cats; they taste just like chicken.
One Liners
Arjun
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
133
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
One Liners
Shubham
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
102
For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.
One Liners
Divya
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
116
Wear short sleeves; support your right to bare arms!
One Liners
Bhawesh
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
124
Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor?
One Liners
Harish
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
135
Polynesia - memory loss in parrots.
One Liners
Aditi
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
123
Corduroy pillows - they''re making headlines!
One Liners
Sachin
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
128
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
One Liners
Saurabh
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
149
There''s no future in time travel.
One Liners
Sujit
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
123
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don''t have film.
One Liners
Jyoti Sharma
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
100
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
One Liners
Rajat
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
140
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
One Liners
Kapil
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
125
I couldn''t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
One Liners
Shashank
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
115
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
One Liners
Rajat
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
99
Beat the 5 o''clock rush, leave work at noon.
One Liners
Shubham
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
138
If at first you don''t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn''t for you.
One Liners
Nimish
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
122
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
One Liners
Divya
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
102
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
One Liners
Shantanu
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
103
Borrow money from pessimists - they don''t expect it back.
One Liners
Saurabh
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
117
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren''t sucked into jet engines.
One Liners
Varun
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
109
I''d like to have more self-esteem, but I don''t deserve it.
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Bhawesh
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
136
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
One Liners
Sourabh
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
132
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
One Liners
[email protected]
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
117
Somebody who knows how will always have a job. Working for someone who knows why.
One Liners
Lerma Plata Penarand
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
98
Smokers are just like everybody else. Just not as long.
One Liners
Angad
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
106
Death to all fanatics!
One Liners
Shantanu
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
111