Old man marries a young girl. One person asks the girl, "What did you see in him for marriage?" Girl: firstly his "In-come", secondly his "Din-kam" (less days).
After a terrible fight.. Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house . . Husband: "TAXI"... !!!
A couple had a intense argument and were on their way to a country side. They passed by a herds of sheeps and pigs.. Husband asks the wife: They must be your relatives. Wife replies : YA ,my IN LAWS
Similarities between WIFE and EXAM - 1. Lots of questions 2. Difficult to understand 3. Always require detailed explaination 4. Result always unexpected.
Mom to children: I will give the gifts to the one who will listen to me and will not utter a word before me Children: oh no! it means that Dad will get all the gifts.
DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai? DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai" aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".
Girl- which computer do u have? Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B)
Boy- which computer do YOU have??? Girl- A PINK ONE !!!!;;) =))
Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary? Husband: we will go to African jungles... Wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary? Husband: i will bring you back.
A man speaks 25,000 words daily and a woman speaks 30,000. But the problem starts when husband comes home after consuming his 25,000 and wife starts her 30,000.
Aeroplane - Wright brothers Cycle - Macmillan Telephone - Graham Bell Telescope - Galileo TV - Baired Love - Adam Marriage - Dhundo saale ko pakad ke maarenge.