Marriage Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

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8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

Old man marries a young girl. One person asks the girl, "What did you see in him for marriage?"
Girl: firstly his "In-come", secondly his "Din-kam" (less days).

8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Kailash B # 946

After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after
that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house
.
.
Husband:
"TAXI"... !!!

8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By greeshma wali # 5956

A couple had a intense argument and were on their way to a country side.
They passed by a herds of sheeps and pigs..
Husband asks the wife: They must be your relatives.
Wife replies : YA ,my IN LAWS

8 Years Ago | 4 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

What is the difference between POETRY and ESSAY?
Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY
while
Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY.

8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

Similarities between WIFE and EXAM -
1. Lots of questions
2. Difficult to understand
3. Always require detailed explaination
4. Result always unexpected.

8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Cool_RG # 387

Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it

8 Years Ago | 5 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed.".

8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By girish singh # 264

Husband: You will never succeed in making the dog obey you.!

Wife :Nonsense,its only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with you too at first..!

8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

Mom to children: I will give the gifts to the one who will listen to me and will not utter a word before me
Children: oh no! it means that Dad will get all the gifts.

8 Years Ago | 6 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai?
DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai"
aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".

8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Amandeep Garg # 758

Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B)

Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!!!;;) =))

8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary?
Husband: we will go to African jungles...
Wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary?
Husband: i will bring you back.

9 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Pati: Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo, Mai Shanti Ke Saath Rehna Chahta Hu.

Patni: Haa, Jaao, Mai Bhi Umesh Ke Saath Rehna Chahti Hu.

9 Years Ago | 1 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally, without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are MARRIED..

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Husband:agar meri lotery nikal aaye to tu kya karegi...

Patni:mai aadhe paise leke tujse chhod cungi....

Husband:Meri 100 rs ki lotery nikli hai.....
ye le 50 aur Daffa ho ja.....

9 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Amandeep Garg # 758

Marriage is a
Workshop...
where
Husband works
&
Wife Shops...

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

Pappu ne car li loan pe, loan nahi chuka pane se bank wale car utha ke le gaye
Pappu rote hue, 'Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le ke karta'.

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Manish M Anand # 4845

Bivi gusse me- dekh lena tumko narak me bhe jagah nahi milegi.
Santa-Aree thik hai
waise bhi mai har jagah tere sath aana bi nhi chahta

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Wife-
dekho na wo admi muje ghur-ghur ke dekh raha hai

Hus-
Are WO to bhangaar wala hai,
bekar MAAL per nazar rakhna uski Aadat ha

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By meher sahai # 5482

Ek aadami Bhagwan se -
Aapne bachpan cheen liya, jawani cheen lee, Paisa chhen liya , Ek biwi dee hai bhool gayee kya ?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By babloo # 3032

Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He''s Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

A man speaks 25,000 words daily and a woman speaks 30,000. But the problem starts when husband comes home after consuming his 25,000 and wife starts her 30,000.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cool_RG # 387

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Bhagwan Harek Ke Ghar Jake Use Prem Nahi De Shakta..

Isliye Usne MAA Banai..

Ussi Tarah Harek Ke Ghar Jake Bhagwan Saza Nahi De Sakte,
...
Isliye PATNI Banayi

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Wife : Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar karte?
Hsband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jate.
Wife: Q?
Hsband : Log Kehte Wo Dekho
Bura Waqt
Aa raha hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Biwi to pati- kya Tum dinner karna chahte ho?
Pati- Ha..ha, Lekin ye to batao khane ki cheezo me choice kya hai?
Patni- Ha..ya Na..

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Patni- Shaadi K Shuru Me Aap Khana Khud Kam Aur Jyada Muje Khilate The Par Ab Aisa Q Nahi Karte
.
Pati- Q Ki,Ab Tumhe Khana Banane Aa Gaya Hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

Aeroplane - Wright brothers
Cycle - Macmillan
Telephone - Graham Bell
Telescope - Galileo
TV - Baired
Love - Adam
Marriage - Dhundo saale ko pakad ke maarenge.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By VIPUL PATEL # 8257

Test ur chemisry knowledge: Which weapon can b made with tungston,iodine & iron WIFE. (W+I+Fe)

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