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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein

When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

According to my parents, every problem has only one solution, "Just throw away the damn phone".

You can cure hiccups by pulling your tongue out or sticking your fingers in your ears for few seconds.

May you celebrate the nine nights joyfully. May you get the blessings of God in all ways. May you get the strength to face all the problems as this festival is meant to admire the power of Goddess.
Happy Navratri.

Expecting & accepting are two sides of life..Where expecting ends in tears, while accepting makes you cheer. Accept life the way it comes...!!

The challenges aren't there to stop you...they're there to help you grow.

When people hurt you, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you but in the end, you end up polished & they end up useless.

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p

Putting sugar on a wound or cut will greatly reduce pain and speed up the healing process.

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.!!

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

Charlie chaplin's body was once stolen from its grave and held for ransom

Some of life's best lessons are learned at the worst times.

May this Navratri fill your life with the colors of happiness and prosperity. Wishing you and your family a very Happy Navratri.

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

New research shows that spanking a child can turn them into a lawbreaker later on in life.

May this Dhanteras Light up new dreams,
fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues,
different perspectives, everythin bright & beautiful and fill your days with pleasant surprises and
moments.
Happy Dhanteras to you and your family.

When God pushes you to the edge trust him because only one of two things can happen. Either he will catch you when you fall or he will teach you how to fly.

Devote yourself to the nine days festival of worshipping goddess Durga. Shubh Navratri.

After hitting his head in the shallow end of a swimming pool, a man woke with a condition known as Aquired Musical Savant Syndrome. He had become a great pianist without ever learning to play.

Scientists say the world is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons...They forgot to mention Morons...

Japan's birth rate is so low that adult diapers are sold more than baby diapers.

Even though hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs, only 1% of germs actually make us sick.

People with dark color skin wrinkle later than the people having light color skins.

Staying awake for 2 weeks straight can kill you.