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Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

Mrs. Smith''s Fish Sauce Shop.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I''m sure she sells seashore shells.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Pope Sixtus VI''s six texts.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

The sixth sick sheik''s sixth sheep''s sick.

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

Is this your sister''s sixth zither, sir?

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So ''twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter''s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

Unique New York.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where''s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

Betty baught a better Butter, but hte butter was so bitter betty bought another butter to make the bitter buttter better

Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See''s saw Before See sawed Soar''s seesaw, See''s saw would not have sawed Soar''s seesaw. So See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We''ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor''s way"

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn''t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn''t have thought so much.

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

If you understand, say "understand". If you don''t understand, say "don''t understand". But if you understand and say "don''t understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

Kya bindas hawa chalreli hai...
Bird log gana ga rele hai....
Cow log ghaas kha rele hai..
Shane log SMS kar rele hai.
Aur Kanjus log SMS padh rele hai.......!!!

If you hav studied MBBS, you r a Doctor.
If you hav studied B.AB.L., you r an Advocate.
If you hav studied B.E, you r an Engineer,
Since Ur studing this SMS, you r a FOOL..!!

A meeting is 2 b held in jungle. the attenders r .....................
Tiger, Bear, Snake, Elephant, Fox, Monkey.........
but it hasn''t started yet b''coz...............
the DONKEY is busy in reading this sms............!!!

Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki,
Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.

Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.