Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji, how far is land? Sardar-2kms. Italian jumps into the sea and asks.. Which direction? Sardarji…. Downwards!!!

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He''s not studying, they are studying him!

How do you recognize Santa''s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ''Free Delivery''

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor. Judge: Thats no excuse! Don''t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"

SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS ''DASTAK''

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away. Doctor: Did you try using a lemon? Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.

Doctor says to santa Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? santa: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se hamara koon peeta hai..!

Santa 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Santa : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues “I almost got caught bunking?”

In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state? SaNTA: liquid state.

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Why did Santa fall out the window ?A. He was ironing the curtain

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: yo are my son I''m Confident. your friend is also my son, that''s Confidential

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I''ll take the money.

Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme ''Free Sex with Petrol'' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It''s not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don''t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth

Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.

Santa: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Santa: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.

santa to banta… why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR… santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!

Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I''m confused. I think she is cold but people say she''s hot.