Kalika's Quote Collection - Page 7

Care is one of the sweetest form of luv so when some1 say they care it means they will keep U in thier hearts until its very last beat.

ek bandar paid par chada.usko dekh kar ek aadmi bhi chad gaya bandar bola tu upar kyu aaya hai.aadmi aam khane. bandar par ye tho amrud ka paid hai...

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life.

phol to bohat laiken gulabb jaissa koi nahi
dost to bohat laikan app jaissa koi nahii

oon to hain hum ‘’BHRAMCHARI''’,
magar jahan dekhi ‘’NAARI''’
vahan ‘’AANKH-MAARI''’,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ‘’BHRAMCHARI’

A friend reaches for the hand and she touches your heart.

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person''s fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

Love is forever, only the partners change...

Don''t walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don''t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U''re gonna b really sorry! I''m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

"A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature."

In a friend you find a second self.

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

In my dreams u gave me ur heart. In my dreams we were never apart. In my dreams u kept me close. In my dreams u loved me the most. In my dreams we''re always together. myt as well b dreamin forver...

Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!

Schoolgirl: I do not want to the Sex Education.
Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the final exam wud be ORAL

Important Chinese sayings:
1) If u don''t like oral sex then keep ur mouth shut.
2) Opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one.
3) To avoid rape, say YES

Want a booming business? Start a condom company named "DIPPER Condoms". U''ll get free publicity on every truck in India. Use DIPPER at night.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you

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( ''.'' ) BUSSI
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My friendship is like DRUGS,once u take it u can''t avoid it,when u don''t get it u r sick & when u lose it u r destroyed . . . ! ! !

I may not talk Dat much 2 u but u’ll find me waiting, every minute jus 2 listen, 2 every piece of ur hrt saying!

Luv d 1 who luvs u more Luv not 5, Luv not 6 Luv d 1 who really sticks,Luv not 7, Luv not 8 Luv d 1 who really waits...

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it''s because I know ... that you aren''t back until tomorrow

Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

i wish u de best anniversary a man ould wish his wife.my love throughout the years we''ve had our ups& downs but we stood by eah other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this "thank u &i''ll alwayz love you for what you''ve done for me"u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi''asixenga ngawe(zulu for i''m proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough"i love you"

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It''s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world''s number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can''t find anybody who can tell me what they want. -Mark Twain

There''s a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

if i could have 1 wish
if i could have 1 wish: d only thing i''d wish 4 is 2 be in the form of soap bubbles so i''d flow all over your body! goodmorning 2 u!

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
- William of Baskerville in ''The Name of the Rose''

ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda
mail ho je ta eh juda nahi hunda
ishq rab hai ishq da koi khuda nahi hunda

Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.

When I was alone I miss u most !
When I stay with others , I knew the value of u !
When U R with me I like to miss this whole world ……..

Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle
Everything I do is stitched with its color.

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,
Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain...

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

At seventy-seven it is time to be earnest.

If only I may grow: firmer, simpler-quieter, warmer.

It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else.

When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose.....

F u were my baby I promise I won''t hurt you. F u were finally mine, I promise id be loyal to you. But you''re only my friend and I can''t promise I won''t fall for you.