Monalisa's Quote Collection - Page 9

Tumne Sab Luta diye Ashq Meri Palko Ke, Ik Zamaana Lagta Hai, Aainey Sajaane Mein

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya
Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?

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I love YOU !!!

If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much.

May the good times and treasures
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA

SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Banta: "No, who wrote it?"

Yeh sach hai ki.
Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar..
insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hai..
Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle..
Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hai.

Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,

Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,

Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,

aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

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GOT CONFUSED!

OH!B SMART FRIEND:

ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?



Student: "Father in law".

"Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave." (Henry Peter Broughan)

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

Dil bar bar kehata hai unke bina mar jayenge par phir sochte hain agar marker bhi unke bina dil na laga to kahaan jayenge.

Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream...
B''coz they want to say...

L-love
A-and
K-kiss
M-me
E-everyday !!!

Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio!

Good blood, bad blood.

Knapsack straps.

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.

Worst pj ever:-
Y does a dumb cat fall wen walking?
coz the cat is dumb,it cant mew.So mew (coefficient of friction) is zero.so it slips off..

Boy : your slippers look nice!

Girl :if u continue talking like this,my slippers will come 2 my hands! Boy:oh..then ur skirt is also nice... ;-)

Unki yadon ki mahek in hawaon me hai.Pyar hi pyar bikhara in fizao me hai.Aisa na ho ki dooriyan dard ban jaye.Ab to aajao ki intezar nigahon me hai.

Thought for the day ;
''''Every1 wants happiness,
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow,
Without a little rain.

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ''Anything new at work?''
He replied, ''No, I''m teaching History.''

Painting is a feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who''d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who''d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Where are the first 6 up''s ?

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!

You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

If you''re not cute don''t continue reading this.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That''s why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

The best thing about an enemy is that he tells the truth about you.

I will walk with you side by side for only one condition: hide your wings every time we walk together because the whole world might know that you''re my angel!

Life is little kamini &v r little kamine, whn v find sum1 whose kaminiyat is compatible with ours, v fall in2 mutual kaminapan & call it friendship

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O.K bye, I have to make FOOL others too!!

Q:- Ek ___ ladka ___ par baith kar ___ geet ga raha tha.
(NOTE: in teeno blanks mein ek hi word aana chahiye). Reply me fast.

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"::-''!''-::" Butterflies always find their way to something sweet. This 1 found u.

Gila tujse nahi koi,Gila apni majburiyo se karte hain,Tu aj hamare karib na sahi ae dost,Mohabat to hum teri duriyo se B karte hai.