Monika's Quote Collection - Page 4

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Love is like the seeds of life,
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it"s like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To spend your life with me!

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say. Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken
maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur
INCOME maree hoo.

A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad.
Your Dad!

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near da college campus
He wrote:
"Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students,Wait 4 d Teachers" ;->

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...

Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.

Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.

If i could choose but one friend, it would be you

Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet.

I’m on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.

Hove supne che tu,te jagave koi na
Sochaan meriyaan che tu ,te bulaave koi na
Tere khayallan de mukaddme che sazaa ho jaye
Hove umraan di kaid,te chhudave koi na.

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove...

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa je ha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...

katheyo baina we gawara nahi kita
rehna faraq mitaya te inna loka
oh nadan sajjan ki jan,nda si
ulta sabaq parhaya te innah loka
oh te nahi si rahna ik pall we door maitho
maheya door vasaya te innah loka
roz e mehshar saru fareyad karsi
manno pagal banaya te inna loka

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.

Don''t u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It''s 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I''m thinking of u now

plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b''coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you!

>> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu........... Kannuthurannal neeyanu.......... Kannin munnil neeyanu......... Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu........ ... .."Pandaram E KOTHUKU"

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+\+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

My friendship is like DRUGS,once u take it u can''t avoid it,when u don''t get it u r sick & when u lose it u r destroyed . . . ! ! !

(>-<)
( Ö, )
(,,)\(,,) 4 U!
..J
* (>-<) * . * . *
("( Ö, )") * . * .
*'.( \ )/ * . * . *
* ..J * . * . * A shower of blessngs.

If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.

Sixish.

RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB

she sat on a sea shore selling the sea shells,the sea shore was full of sea shells. if the sea shore is full of sea shell so how can she sell the sea shells on the sea shore

She sells seashells on the seashore. (3 times)

I wish you were a fish in my dish.

Where there is love, there is pain.

While it is faith that makes all things possible, it is love that makes all things easy.

Life is a journey & love is what makes that journey worthwhile. Happy Anniversary!

Ask me how many times my heart has been broken and I will tell you to look in the sky and count the stars.

A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.

Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough.

i cant hide it 4rm u anymore I dont want to hrt u I feel its best to tell u
before u hear it from someone else listen its a lie that i miss u
really i jst feel u as a part of myself

i dont want to turn around and find u gone u i wanna cry and want u to wipe away my tears i want u to hold me around my waist abd whisper in my ear dat u love me ! i want you with me forever...

There''s no time like the present
And no time like today,
To tell you that you''re LOVED
In such a special way
And that the very nicest things
Are being wished 4U
Not just today, but always
Every day, your whole life through!

What''s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.

Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!

Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.