Preeti's Quote Collection - Page 7

whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"

Why is Hillary upset?
Because she may have been the FIRST LADY, but she won''t be the LAST!

Looks may capture the eyes but it''s the personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

If luvin" was aginst the law,
and kissin" was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin" time.

U may meEt ppL beTta deN me,
fuNnieR deN mE,
moRe loVely deN me,
buT thiNg i caN saY to U,
i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u..

kal shab tera khayal bari dertak raha dil dardse nidhal bari der tak raha milnay ko jo ghari thi wo arzi rahi khonay ka per malal bari dertak raha hnoton se ik harf e muhabat ada hua aur gul rang uska gaal bari der tak raha

mile ho aap mujhko to dur na jana
kuchh pal sath chal k mujhe bhul na jana
zindagi me mujhe chhod na jana
galti ho maaf karna par muh mod na jana.

NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn''t that the truth?)

Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that
"APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!

I dnt know y i suddenly cant take u 4 granted, why m suddently eager to see u, why i suddently miss u.when stl im not certain with my feelings for you.maybe becoz i love you now.

sumtyms i wonder how i came so close 2 u...nd i felt in luv with u...wy i cant liv without u?...mayb god knew dat i wont be happy without u luv.tk care.

Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
''Coz God can''t make the same Mistake twice

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Familiarity breeds children

Nothing succeeds like excess

What if? Cupid ruled d world and Valentine was d prince of Cupids'' kingdom...I think evry day would be a Valentines Day! Dat means evry day is another chance 2 show our loved ones tender lovin care in a special way!

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen. Wen i close my eyes i c u!

One Who drinks have alkohal heart
One who smokes have cloudy heart
But dont eat sugar because you already my SWEET HEART

Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i''d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

Na o inkar karti hai na
o ikrar karti hai,kambakt
mere hi sapno me aake mere
dost se pyr karti hai

Pado k jurmut main surkh gulab muskurya,
Such mano mujhe tum tera chara yaad aaya.

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it''s because I know ... that you aren''t back until tomorrow

"A friend is a present you give yourself."

I hate when u smile at me because u make me crazy about u. I hate when u talk to me because u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u because u make me love u more.

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head.

A friend is not a true friend unless he protects his brother in three situations: in his misfortune, in his absense, and at his death.

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai

GOOD NIGHT!!!!!
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2 Reasons Why I Should go to School
Early one morning, a mother Sardarni went in to wake up her Sardar son.

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

Logo ne sharab mehkhane ja ja kar pee hai,
jo do pal mein utar jayegi
humne to pee hai apne mehboob ki aankho se,
jo umar bhar naa utar payegi....

"The only thing better than making a new friend is to keep the old one."

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But u are remembered because u r so nice to remember. Take care.

Love is never lost if not reciprocated. It will flow back and soften and purify the heart.

Desk-top is what u do with the Secretary in the office;
Lap-top is what u do with the girlfriemd in the room;
Palm-top is when u r without them and alone

U can have 10 brothers. U can have 100 lovers. U can have 1000 friends... But u have only 1 crazy person who is ready to die 4 you.

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a nokia model
reflect a man''s
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''. '''' .''DU FEHLST
''. .'' MIR !
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My
1 heart
2 eyes
7 litere blood
206 bones
5.5million red cells
60 trillion DNA''s
says to u
''''I MISS U A LOT''''

Love,i wish i didin''t know you in the 1st place....so that when u''re gone, i won''t be missing u like this.....gosh,just how i wanted to be with you....girl, i miss u.

may everyone u meet, warmth ur heart and soul both

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day! 7sweet days make 1 sweet week! 4sweet weeks make 1 sweet month! But 1 sweet friend like ''U'' Make my whole life sweet.

Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?

I don''t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. -Woody Allen

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!