Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 24

-=- Advice -=-

Life Mein Chahe Kitna Bhi
Dukh Miley, Gham Miley
Apne Aansu Behh Jane Dena
Rokna Mat
Kyun K
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Ruke Huey Paani Mein
DENGUE K Machar Paida
Hote Hyn =P =D

THAPPAD Se Dar Nhe Lagta Sahab
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MACHAR Se Lgta Hy. :

We broke up.....:-(














Me & My




BOOKZ !!!:-D

bohot ho gaya tha yaar...:-(
Hamare bich kuch understanding Hi nahi thi..:-(:-)

A Boy Added A Random Girl
On Facebook

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Girl: Hey Do I Know You ... ?
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Boy: Abay Teri Itni Auqat Kahan...

Dosti May To Log Apni Jaan Bhide Dete Hai...
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Lekin
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Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete.. ;)

Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena...
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Ye Soch Kar...
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K Tum Kon Say Sharif HO...!

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Acha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.

Marzi ki zindgi ki 7 baatain.
1-Studies
2.Entertainment
3-Good job
4-Shadi
5-....
6-....
7-....
Shadi Ho Gai Na?
Marzi ki zindgi Khatam..!!

You are Bandar It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo…
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PER HO TO TUM BANDER HI NA.:)

1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna....
aajkal 2 chiz sirf kismat walon ko milti hai....

1)jungle mein ghumta hua white haathi

2)aur without affair wala jeevansaathi

1 Smoking
2 Drinking
3 Drugs
4 Cholestrol
5 Obesity
6 Mutton
7 Oily food
8 Masala
9 Stress
10 Pollution
= HEART ATTACK
Matlab
DUS Bahane Kar K le gaye DIL.

GGGGG
Main aapko ye to nahi kahta k
Main aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.
Pr mery pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho
Ya batane k liye to ek msg kr diya karo.

Ishq bachpan me ho to wajah khas chahiye,
Jawani me agar ho to ehsaas chahiye,
Abhi bhi waqt hai jaldi karlo,
Warna budhape me karoge to Chamanprash chaiye...

Phone rings.... Tring tring....
1st : Hello, Prakash hai kya?
2nd:Nahi.!
1st: toh mombattiya jala lo.!! :D

Us bewafa ko na aaya hamari wafa ka yakeen..

Hmne kaha hum mar jaayenge or usne kaha
'marja'
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( ^_^)>
<) (_//_
fir kya
bezti ho gyi.

Bindas ho ke Jeenay ka,
Tension nahi lenay ka!
Achay Sapnay dekhnay ka,
Mast Life guzarnay ka!
Jin Bhoot se nahi darney ka,
Bole to,
Shisha nahi Dekhney ka!

Tum pas aye yun muskuraye apne 32 dant mujhko dikhaye dekh k mera dil phoot phoot k rota hai yaar tum se brush bhi theek se nahi hota hai..:-)=:-@

'Girlfrnd Langar k prasad k jaisi hoti he..

jisme chahte huye bhi koi nuks nahi nikal sakte,


Bas shradha aur majburi k sath chupchap khana padta h..'

If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !

Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..

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Frnds :

Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

Dhadkane ruk gai meri ye sun kr,


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Jb light gayi aur kaam wali baee ne kaha
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.."wat the hell is this......

Shadi k bad agr Larki ko Susral Wale bure lagne lagen
tou Samaj Lo K,
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“Star Plus” works.

"Munni Aur Sheela"

Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. .
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MAIN Karn To

"SALA Character Dhela Hy!

Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh humne
Har Sakhs Wo Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko Office Jana Hai

Yahan Har
Kisi ladki Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hi
Maksad Hai
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Pta h kya???
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Khud Bhale Aawara Ho Lekin
Ladka Sharif Chahiye..

Whats The Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & A 5 Rupee Coin.
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95 Rupees ! ;->
Moral: Itna Intelligent Ban'ne Ki Zarorat Nai Hy...!!!

zindagi main 4 batein aapka sath nahi chodengi.....
1.Dhadkan
2.Parchai
3.Knowledge
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4.Wo AAFAT jiska sms aap padh rahe ho.

I'm Not Sad For Being Single Rather :-o
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I'm Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..:-?
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Awwwh..

"Bechaarii" ;-)

Bhatak Rhi H0 Gi

Ek ladki ka Dil sahi mayno kab tutta hai...
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Jab wo apne jaisa suit mohalle ki kamwali ko pehne dekhati hai.

Hazaron Larkiyaan Aisi K Har Larki Par Dam Niklay,
Par Jiss Larki Par Dam Niklay,
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Uska

"Add As Friend"

Option Hi Band Niklay!!