Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 23

Nikle Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Mein To Pata Chala...
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K Har Wo Shakhs Udas Hy
Jis Ne M0nday Se Phr Job Pe Jana Hai...

Beauty of vodka is that it looks like water
Beauty of school is that water bottles r allowed
Ye baat hamare dimag me school time me Q nhi aayi?

Ye joke padhoge to haste.....haste mar jaoge
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.isliye nahi bheja.. Pagal...
I care for u!!

'Registration' Behind Every Girl Is Absolutely Free...
Though A Guy Will Not Speak To The Girl Even Once But She Is Always Referred AS
"MERI WALI"

''SUKH"
Tumhe utna
hi milega
jitna Tumne
Punya kiya hoga
leqin
"SHANTI"
Utni hi milegi jitni
Gharwali ki
ichchha hogi..

DK: Wo kaun c cheez hai jo ladki sirf pahnti hai or ladka khata bhi hai aur pahnta b hai?

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Simple

CHAPPAL

Ek Bewafa ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya.
Phir Lagaya Bread Pe
Or fatafat Kha liya
Note: Sare AASHIQ Bevde NAHI HOTE
KUCH BHUKE B HOTE H

Ek ladki pe ladke itne mrte the
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itne mrte the
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itne mrtey they
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ki bechari ladki ko katal case me fansi ho gayi...........

Maine uska chera thapad mar kar lal kar diya kyunki usne kaha tha.....
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Thappad se dar nahi lagta shab, pyar se lagta hai.

Bahut kwahish thi ki wo mujhe JAAN bole dosto,
JAAN to bola usne par aage BHAI laga diya.

welcome

TO

www.love.com

Type password

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processing…

Sorry!!!

apki pyar karney ki umar guzar chuki hai.

Kuk Kok Kuk
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Bus Karain janab, Ab kya ANDA de k chup hona hy?.

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J L

Aise The Hum..

Lekin...

Aapke SMS ke Intezar ME..
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JL

Ab Aise H0 Gaye Hai Hum..

Wishng U A “Happy DIWALI“ i know ye jaldi he Par kya karu bahut sare sweet young girl or boy friends ko wish karna he socha pehle BUZURGO ko nipta du…

Ek idea ap ka jivan badal skta h., mgar ek mahila apka idea bdal skti h....!
Isliye hmesha apne jivan m ane wali mahilaye bdlte rhe taki ap k idea bi badlte rhe....
Wt an idea sarji....!

D most serious Ques. in a Girl's mind...
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Evry girl in d world thinks abt it evry day...
"MERE PASS TO KAPDE HI NAHI HAI

AAJ MEIN KYA PEHNU

(!!_!!)crying
(~_~)angry
{-_-)bored
{'~')proud
("_")sad
{"="}happy
('?')confused
(-.-)sleepy
Jaisi marzi shakal banalo MERE SMS TO AYENGE..!

Sweet Fact-

Agar ladki ke cell me balance hai to uska boyfrnd hai.

Aur agar ladke ke cell me balance hai to uski koi girlfrnd nahi hai.

Jab Wo Girlfriend Thi
Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi
Mangetar Bani, Wo Bolti, Mai Sunta Tha
Jabse Biwi Bani, Hum Dono Bolte Hai,
Mohalla Sunta Hai

Science vale Sochte h k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vale Sochte hai k Rose kaise Draw kare?
But
Commerce vale Sochte hai k Rose kise De?
Dat's marketing

Wat is d proudest moment in a
students life?

Standing in middle of d examhall n asking-

"Kamino meri answer sheet kiske pass hai vapas to do..":-D

Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
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Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai..

Jaane Log kaise apni ZINDGI yaado k sahare Jee jaate H,

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Hum To 1
TOPIC Yaad Krke Sote h Wo Bhi Subah Tak Bhool Jate hai... ;)

2 ways for suicide:
1) Faast n gud: gale me rassi dal ke fan par latak jao aur
2)Slow n painful: gale me varmala daal ke zindagi bhar latke raho

Kaju
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Badam
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Akhrot
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Ye Sbhi Bahot Testy He Magar aap Se Jyada Nhi
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"KHAJUR" Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai

Boy frnd
(Bohat romantic andaz me):

Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kya laya!!!

Girl frnd:Kya?

Boy frnd:

bareek Kanghi.. :-P

Aaj Ka Devdas.. Tina ne kaha Facebook chodd
do
Mina ne kaha orkut chodd do
Bina ne kaha twitter chodd do
Ekdin sab Girlfriendss bolengi,
net-surfing hi chodd do

ek bar ek takle admi ke sar do bal ko pyar ho gaya ,par wo shadi nahi kar sakte the
kyon?
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kyunki bal vivah kanoonan apradh hai

''My LOVER is my life''
Ye Padh K 1 Wish mango

Mang Li na ?

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Ab Ye Wish Tabhi Puri Hogi Jab
Aap Ye Msg Apne
"PAPA" Ko Frwd Kroge..;-)

Badhti Mehangai...
Aaj se 25 Saal Baad:
Chaawal-2Rs/daane
Genhu-1Rs/daane
Oil-6Rs/boond.
"Koi 3 Item lene par Desi Ghee Muft me Sunghaaya Jayega"