Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 34

u can impress any body by
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talent
style
smartness
intelligence
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attitude
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if that is not enough tell them that
i m SWEETY FRIEND
duniya salam maregi

Mountain dew peekar dur hua fear

Wah-Wah

Mountain dew peekar dur hua fear


Exams are near and
our basic concepts are still not clear..

MOHABBAT
Kroge to ye sab milega
M-MOT
O-or uljhan
H-Haar
A-Aansoo
B-Barbadi
B-Bewafai
A-Andhera
T-Tanhai
Bachke rahna
SO DONT LOVE,Save life

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak,
class me baate Q kar raha h?
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Student: Sir,
mere messages free nhi h esliye..

Bada mushkil hai School ki
"Teacher"se pyar karna
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Love letter beja tha home work
samaj k check kardia.

Ham apko satate rahenge

Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge

us jis din msg nai ay samajh lena

"Us din govrnment holiday h aur msg free nhi hain..

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garmi aa rhi he
nhane ka style sikh lena.
Sardi me tum bhul hi gye hoge.

When U cry- koi nahi dekhta,

When U r woried- koi nahi dekhta,

When U r happy- koi nahi dekhta,

Lekin ek din DATE pe chale jao saala pura mohalla dekh leta hai..:)

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai
19000 Rs. salary hai
Bas SHAKAL dikha k mariz behosh karna he
Jaldi FORM bhardo Tumahara selection To pakka he.

Wat is d full form of
MBNP & TBNP?
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Nahi pata?
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M-mujhe
B-bhi
N-nahin
P-pata
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T-tumhe
B-bhi
N-nahi
P-pata?

Difference Between LOVE & ARRANGED Marriage

ARRANGE MARRIAGE-
Jisme Shadi Ki Wajah Se BABY Ho
LOVE MARRIAGE- Jisme BABY Ki Wajah Se Shadi Ho

Mai jis ki khatir Mohabbt ki har had se Guzar gaya
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Magar




Wo Aaj b mujse puchti he such btao mera NUMBER kaha se mila...

Aapme aur cold drink me kya similarity hai?
Ans:Dono cool hai, sweet hai, sabhi pasand krte hai aur sabse important, dimag wali jagah pe DHAKAAN HA

Boy 2 girl - I love u..

Girl - I'm engaged & I also have a boyfrnd..

boy - (after long thinking)
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Dekh le, adjust ho jaye to...?:-

Log ishq krte he bade shor ke 7,Humne b kiya bade zor ke 7,Magar ab karenge thoda gaur k 7,Qki kal usko dekha kisi aur k 7

Tum jis se pyr krte ho Agr usy
Na pa sako to

us ka number mujhe de dena Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye..

CID ne sony se naata jod liya
CID ne sony se naata jod liya

Or jis room mein mana rha tha Abhijeet SuhagRaat
Daya ne wahi daewaza tod diya.

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Kaheta hai pal pal tumse hoke dil ye diwana, Garmi aa gayi hai ab to ragad ragd k nahana!

jaan

jaan

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Jaan.

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Jaan baksh do meri,mere sms k diwano.
Har waqt cel apne haath mein rakhkr mere sms ka intazar na karo

Zindgi me 4 baatein jo aapka saath nahi chhodegi.

1.Dhadkan
2.Parchhai
3.Knowledge

&
4. wo ' AAFAT' jiska SMS Aap padh rahe ho !!

Humne unse pucha- ae dost
SAPNA kya hota hai?
Usne humse kaha- Abe pahle apni grammer thik kar.
Qki
SAPNA hota nahi.
SAPNA hoti h.;-)

Ladka apna result dekh ke...

Kya ?

Main fail ho gaya...

Aur wo ve English mein ?!?!?

"UNPOSSIBLE !!!"

Jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro,
wah
wah
jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro.

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daya jaldi se us gaadi ka picha karo.

Friendship Rules,
No Attitude, Excuse, Sorry, Thanks
Dont Say Im Busy!
Just Always Say!
Yar Hukum Ker Tere Liye Jan B Hazir Hai
bus Koi Kaam Na Kehna.

IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai
IPL ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h
12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai

Mukandar ka Sikandar Punjab ka Jalandar Aabu Salem Jail k Andar.. AurJo Ye SMS Padh k ReplyNa Kare wo NATIONAL PARK KA BANDAR..

Apki Akhein Jheel Jaisi Gehri Hain
Jee Chahta He
K
In Me

Machhliyan Chord Du. ><(((:> ><((((:> ><((((:> ><(((:>

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai…??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai...

Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”

Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye...

Saap ne piya bakri ka khoon,
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Saap ne piya bakri ka khoon,
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Good afternoon
Good afternoon