Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 33

...Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun?
kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

ye hoti hai asal dosti

1 dost ne apne dost ko adhi raat ko phone kia or bola

"yaar mai ro raha hu:-("

dost ne kaha

bhad mai ja !

mai so raha hu :-

" Meri
Aatma
Tumhe
Humesha
Satayegi "
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Dariye mat ,
ye to bas "MATHS" ka full form hai,aaj hi khoj kiya, socha bata du

School-ye duniya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi.

Tution=idhar chala mai udhar chala jane kahan mai kidhar chala

Maths=ajeeb dastan hai ye kahan shuru kahan khata

Hum Ne Tanhai Me Bhi Sirf Tum Ko Yaad Kiya Hai..
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DOST
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Warna Log To Tanhai Mei
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FM RADIO Sunte Hai...

Indian Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:
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RULE 1

Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nahi

RULE 2

Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli baar mila hi nahi.

Hi..

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro
Duusro Ko B Bewaqoof Banana Hy

Whts ur Blood Grp?
Lt me know its urgnt

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Qki
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hai,Doctor Ne Kaha Hai K
Sirf
BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chalega.:-

kitne din hogaye.........
kitne mahine guzar gaye.......
baat salon tak bhi pohoch gayi....
ab toh kehna maano
chalo naha lo:PP

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya.":-)

Us hasi jaalim Dilruba Ne Mujhe Amavas ki Raat Ko ek bhayanak Qabaristaan me Akela Chhor diya,






ye Keh kar Ki



"Pyar kiya to Darna Kya....."

Jo log aaj raat
"chand" nikalne ka intezaar kar rahe h..


Wo intezaar na kare aur so jaye..


Qki aaj mera ghar se bahar nikalne ka mood nahi hai..

Ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samjh lijiye, aag ka dariya hai aur kood ke jaana hai.

Chand ko grur hai ki us k pas nur hai
Mujhe grur hai k mere pas
SMS padhne wala 1langur hai
Ab dant mat dikhao kisi aur
ko langur bana

UNMARRIED PERSON'S THOUGHT
"Tajmahal banana hai par Mumtaz Milti Nhi.
&
MARRIED PERSON'S THOUGHT-
"Tajmahal banana hai par Mumtaz Marti Nhi.

1 Jaadu

Jaise jaise aap sms ko aage padhoge
Aap utne hi pagal hote jaoge











Buddhu aap ko kisi jaadu ki jarurat nahi
Aap to already
so pagal ho

Waqt Kimti hota hai..

Waqt Ki Qadar uss aadmi se Puchho.,

Jo Toilet ke Bahaar Khada ho.,Aur Andar wala Bole,
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"Bus aur 2 Minute.."

Tera sms jab jab ata h ang ang machal jata h ang ang me gudgudi hoti h ohhh.........oy tere sms ka kasur nhi mobile hi vibration me hota h

Oye mere dildar,
Meri ferrari car,
Mere DIL ke tar,
Meri roti ke achaar,
Mere sone ka haar,
Mere dil ke karar,
Ek sms to maar.

Rajnikant ne 40 biga zameen kharidi aur jameen k 4 corner pr 4 kuve banvaye, bolo kyu?
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Carrom khelne k liye......!

Old dialoge new style.." mere pas facebook he, twitter he, orkut he..tumhare pas kya he..haaii ?
A Wise man reply " Abe oye mere pas KAM-DHANDHA he samje..

CID NKS.
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao

ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha 'Khoon Kisne Kia Batao'

Lash Ne Kaha 'Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.'

Bhai tere liye 1 bahut bad news h. Tu ro padega ye news sunkar..Par wada kar Tu royga nahi..tujhe meri kasam





Tu kabhi Maa nahi ban sakta.

Boys Ka Common Sense Zero
Hota He.
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Kaise.?
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Gents Toilet Me Likh Kar Aayenge "Shalu I Love U"

Ab Kya Shalu Waha Padhne Jayegi..?

Girl friend is a "PANIPURI" very tasty..

Lover is a "PIZZA"
very hot and spicy..
But
Wife is a "KHICHADI"
good 4 health but no taste..

Ladkiya"jab roti he to wo ankho ki jagah Muh par kyu hath rakhti hai

Taaki,maa-bahen ki gaali na nikal jaye

specialty of girls-
gujrat - dressing

mumbai - style

delhi - attitude

banglore - class

Jaipur - kuch ho na ho chere pe scarf zarur hoga

HAQIQAT
Ladki saath ho to
Hotel Bill

Ladki Door ho to
Mobile Bill

Or

Ladki Door ho jaye to
Daru ka Bill

Isliye Na lagao Dil..
Na aayega Bill

Ek Ganja Aadmi Aur Ek Bowler

EK Aawaz Sun Ke Bohot Gussa Hote Hai

Socho Kya.?

Socho.?

'NO BALL'.

Girl (in a romantic way) to Rajnikant : Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni babu...
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Rajnikant : 0.0782576 Rupees..

MIND IT !!!