Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 35

Arz Kiya hai
Jhatka Kuch is tarah Diya sanam ne apni zulfo ka

Ikatthe 7 Juyen mere Daaman me aa Gire

Aap dikhne me no. 1

Aap ka andaz no.1

Aap ki baate no.1

Aap nakhare no.1

Aap ki khubsurti no.1

AUR mai .....

FenKNE me NO.1!!!!!!!!!!!!

samaj samaj ke samajna bhi ek samaj he,
samaj samaj ke jo na samaje meri samajme wo na samaj he. samje?

Barsat Me Chhata
Risto me Mata
Samaroh me Taali
Jija K liye Saali
Metal Me Sona
Ladkiyo ka Rona
Pyar me Gam
or Sms Me Famous hain Hum

Sabse Zyada Vitamin C mirchi Me hota hai
Yakin Na ho to Kaha k Dekho Body k sab parts C C karnge

Apni GirlFriend Ko I love U Kehna h?
Balance Khatam?
Kya Kroge?
Kabutar K gale me Chithi band kr bhejoge?
Nhi na?
No Mujhe de do maine bol dunga.

McDonadls Shayari_!Kabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit_Wah WahKabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit_Wah Wah& U R Still Saying I'M Loving it_

Aaj Hum aapse Dil Ki baat karna Chahte hai Mind mat karna
Mai
Aap
se
Bhaut

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PY

PYA

PYAR

PYARA

PYARA Hu
Jis se Marzi Puch lo.

Garib kisaan k ghar pe roz colour aata tha.

Kyu?
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Qki

uski mehnat 'RANG' lati thi

Aaj India K
khatarnak daku
"Virappan"ki 3rd death anniversry H

Uski Atma K shanti K liye
aap ye msg kisi 1 daku ko forward krdo!
Maine to kar diya..

Tumhare SMS keliye hamare Mobile me
Parking= Free
Tax = Free
Air= Free
sab= Free
Ye mouka sirf apke liye
Daily SMS karo Life Enjoy karo

Santa Ko Hath k Nakhun khane ki adat thi..
Parents ne usko Baba Ramdev ke pas bheja..

Aur Ab Santa
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Pairon ke Nakhun V kha sakta h..!

Maar deb goli...

Koi na boli...



Patak deb bomb...

Hoi jaiba khatam



Chali mukadma

Jitab hum

Because I am










"DESI DABANGG"

ek rahen chillu,
ek rahen billu,
chillu 11 me padhat rahen,
billu 12 me padhat rahen,
or ek hamar dost rahen ULLU,
u ka karat rahen,,,,,, u daant niakal k hasat rahen,,, aise,,, :)

Breaking news...!!!

Bappi lahari apni building apni building ke 10th floor se niche gir gaye aur
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Tappa khakar wapas oopar chale gaye...

"Ham ko aap se ye umeed nahi. Hum ne aap ko kya samja or aap kya

nikle. Main ne aap ko acha samja tha lekin
aap
us
se
b

ACHHE nikle

aisa rishta hai hamara mai kashti aap shara,mai dhanus aap teer,mai matar aap paneer,mai baarish aap badali mai hot aap cool,mai april tum fool.

Agar Ladke k pas personal mobile ha
face pr hr waqt smile ha
sar pr hr roj 1 naya hairstyle ha
to smjho

"MAA KA LADLA BIGAD GAYA"

Aasmaan Jitna Neela He

Sunflower Jitna Peela He

Paani Jitna Geela He

Aap ka screw Utna Hi Dheela he.

Ek Gal Akeli Ja rahi thi?
Ek Boy Samne Se aa rha tha
Dono Bilkul Pass aa gaye
Ladka Chala Gaya
Ladki Chali Gayi
Moral
Sab aap Jaise Kaminy nahi Hote

Q>>How To Impress a Girl with in 1 Minute?

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Any Idea?

no?

agar Mujhe pata hota to maine Sms tumhe na karta.

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se

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Warna Uska Baap Kahega

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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakkar Laga Gaya...

Ashiq pagal ho jate he pyr me
baki kasr puri ho jati Hai Intezar me
magar ye dil ruba nahi samajti
wo to Gol Gappe Khati Firti Hai Bazzar me

Naam Movie Ka Best Song,..

Main To Baap Hu Mere Kya Hai,

Teri Maa Ka...
Teri Maa Ka...
Teri Maa Ka...
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Moral...
Gaane Suno Magar Purani Cd Se Nhi,
Varna Aise Hi Phasegi,... :)

A star droped on earth.He askd me wht do u want?
A Million Dollar OR A True Frnd?

I said million dollar

Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge!

mujhe pata chal hi gaya k 2012 me pralay kaise ayega
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5/8/2012 ko
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frndship day or rakhi ek hi din pad rahi hai

Kisi ne mujhse aapki Umar puchi,
maine kaha- Chahre se 19 Yrs.
Kapdo se 21 yrs,
hansi se 7yrs.,
Ankho se 8 yrs.
Kul mila kar 55 SAAL kam to nahi btayi

Hamne bhi kisi se pyar kiya tha thoda nahi besumar kiya tha meri duniya hi ujad gayi jab usne kaha bhai sahab hamne to majak kiya tha

Zindagi He To Khwab hai
Khwab he To Manzle He
Manzile hai to raste he
raste He to Mushkil he
Muskile He to Himmat he
Himat he to

SMS karo

PLZ pray for me
My condition is very serious







Day by day i'm getng M0re CUTE
M0re good looking
Lovly & smart
Dua Kro muje nazar na lage