Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

Apny Hussan Pay Naz Na Kar O Pagli,

Hammay Pata Hai Tu Rozz Lgati Hai Fair & Lovely..
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Don't Ignore Plz-

roz kitne sare faltu like karte ho,

aaj ek like kisi k bhale ke liye.....

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dua chahiye,

maine papita kharidha he

dua karo mitha nikle....

Khuda bahut meharban hai ki
usne Dosti ki koi kimat nahi rakhi
Warna
Aap jaise Dost ki Kimat kaise chukate
Chawanni Athanni Ab kaha Chalti Hai

Chhota rasta bhi lamba lagne lagta hai

jab koi saath nahi hota...

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lamba rasta 1 dam chhota ho jata hai

jab kutta piche padh jata hai,,,,

Meaning of PYAR

jujtjmj
wtjgptjtku
jnktjtktmgmjt

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Nahi
padha ja raha na?

Forward kar de
patthar dil

Tu kya jaane
pyar ki bhasha..

Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe… Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur… Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya

Girlfriend Aur Police Main Kya Baat Common Hain..???
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Socho..!

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Aur..Socho !

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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kar Chod Dete Hain..!!!

duniya walo
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kuch nahi yaar...apna kaam karo.

Kya aap ise Jaldi pad sakte h
ok. start.....
my
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they my
they they my
my my
they they my
a my they my..
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khulle nahe hain aage jao.....

arj kiya h!!gulabo se khusbu aate h
gulabo se khusbu aate h,
magar tumhare ander se badbu aate h gujarish h tumse k humare ghar aa jana sare machar makhi mar jayege fir bad me hum aapko gulab ka perfume de jayege...

Khuda ne mujhe bahut wafadar dosto se nawaja hai....
yaad agar mai na karu to jahmat wo bhi nahi uthate

Tum Apna hath sir par firao, 1 bar fir firao, 2 bar firao, Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao, Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote....

Filmein sirf 3 cheezon ki wajah se chalti hain

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TV

Remote

Dvd player......

Priceless expression :

When u call ur frnd on his mobilend say,

"Abey kamine..

kaha mar gya..??"

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the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!

Mujse Ab Ye ZINDGI Ka
ZEHAR Piya Nhi Jata Dosto..
Ho Sake To Mujhe...
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2 Glass
Ganne Ka Ras Hi Pila Do.!
(',')/ Are
/] [ Suno
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BARF Mat Dalwana..!!

Dabbang main JHANDU BALM ke baad..

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ab Dabbang 2 main laye hai FEVICOL :D

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God knows agar Dabbang 3 bani toh kya layege....

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Ambuja Cement,

Asian Paints,

Fair n Lovely

ya phir

MDH Masale ??

Pappu ko raste me chirag mila.....

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usne use ragda...

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boom...

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boom,,...

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blast hua aur Pappu mar gaya,...... RIP

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MORAL : ''kuch cheezain alladin ki nahi, laden ki bhi ho sakti he....

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hu ?? .

Girl:

Zaleel

Kameeny

Kuttay

Sharam Nahi Aati

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Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai

6 Mahinay Laga Diye

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Karo Na

Duniya ki Sab se lucky ladka Kaun hai ?

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Duniya ki Sab se lucky ladkii wo hai

Jo apne Girlfriend ka

Eklauta ( one and only) boyfriend ho ...

Pahli dafa ka pyar aksar ye rang lata h....
Par juda hote hi aate daal ka bhav malum ho jata h....

FACEßOOK pe CONTINUE online rehne ka matlab.....?.?

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Kisi Girls Hostel ke saamne kursi lekar baith ne jaisa hai...

Ishq wala Love

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Kutton wali zindagi ;-P

Faisala aap ka dosto ...

Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”

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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!

bees saal pehele mera naseeb jaaga me isi pagal khane ka darwaza todke bhaaga tum bhi apni apni naseeb jagaao aur apne apne darwaze todkar bhag jao....

Sometimes I Think..
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Sometimes I Don't..

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Esa hi chalta hai mera toh!

"1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle bear ka rate same ho gaya hy

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'Jaani'.......

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Faisla tera hai.....

"Jh0om lay Ya"Gh0om leE....:-)

Popcorn n ladkiyo me ek similarity h

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Sala dono ko jalao to

dono muh fula leti h

lolzzzz haan enjoy hi karte

yeh app ke liye

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You are so...

B H o o T I F u L

5 different type of girlfriends-
-PILOTS GF-jada ud mat samjha.
-TEACHERS GF-mujhe mat sikhao samjhe.
-DENTISTS GF-daant tod ke hath me de dungi.
-CA'S GF-hisab se reh samjha.
-ENGINEERS GF-pehle paas ho ja fir baat krna..

pagal ho kyaaa...
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jab nahi ho to niche kyu aaye gade.