Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 51

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Sun rhe ho ya nhi? (',')
Mujhe .!!. SMS

Apke padosi krenge kya?

Zimmedari ka ehsas hi nhi rha logo ko...

Mujhe Garmi ME Chakkar Aur Ulti Kya Aai

Mere

Kaminy Dosto Ne Mujhe Mashhoor Kar Diya
Ki

"SOHAIL" Ma Ban'nay Wala Hai

LOVE DINNER:
ISHQ KI BARYANI.
PYAR KA SALAN.
MOHABAT KA SALAD.
JAPHI KA RAITA.
PUPPI KI PEPSI.
SO
JAAN
JUB BHUK LAGAY TU BATANA. :-)

Na Jane Kis Baat Pe Usne Muje Chor Dia

Wo Shakhs To Kisi Ke








10-/Rupe Nahi Chorta Tha

Arz Karta Hu
Dabang k Pyar me munni Hui Dewani

Dabang k Pyar me munni Hui Dewani

Munni Ho Gayi Puraani
kyuki
Ab Aa Gayi Sheila ki Jawani.

Elephant proposed an ant,
"I LUV U"
ANT:"How many times i hv 2 tell u,
I LV U 2 bt Humre ghr me inter"SIze" marriages nhi hoti,
PLz mujhe bhul jao...

Insan K Ander
Message Parhnay Ka
Itna Shoq Hota Hai!!!

K....

Chahay Us Pagal...

Fool...

Bewaqoof...

Nalaiq...




Ko Kitni Bhi Gaali Par Rahi Ho,
Nechay Tak Parhta Zaroor Hai,

Teri Khamoshi Or Udasi Ki Wajah Hum Samajh Na Sakey ,



aeSOHAIL



Wo To Sham Me Apki Ammi Ne Bataya K
Aaj Apki Pitai Hoi Hai..

Mujhe Doosrey Numberon Sy Msg mat kia karo.. Doston
Mera nadan dil samajta hy kisi bachi ka number hy

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Oooh
shit phr koi bacha nikla.

Jhatka Kuch is Tarah Dia Sanam ne Apni Zulfon ko SOHAIL........






Ikatthi 7 Juoein Mere Daaman Main Aa Girin. :-)

Zindagi main SHADI Karna b Zaruri hai

Poucho q?

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kyon k

Zindagi main khushyan hi sab kuch nahi hoten.

Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se K Humare Lab Q Sil Gae?

Mangi Thi Tum Se Chipstick

Aur Tum Humain Elfee De Gae.
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<))>
/! Dekh yar kameena pan.

Rishtey k liye "1" dabaye,

Mangni k liye "2" dabaye,

Shaadi k liye "3" dabaye,

Aur Love marriage k liye

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Mummi k pair dabaen...:-

Girlfriend se pareshan ho
,,NO PROBLEM,,
Gift karo
NOKIA MOBILE,,
jis me ho battery
"BL5C"

,,Battery Blast ,,
Girlfriend khallas.
What an IDEA SIRJI

Message of the week:
Dad(caught his son watching 'Sheela ki Jawani song')''Padh le beta sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi jawan hi rahegi!!

Chalo Lets dance,"Dhan te nan"
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Ab apna kam kro, kal"chigy wigy''karenge..

"Yes, I am in love with someone"

Ye Bol K 1 Wish maango.

Mang Li na?

Ab Ye Wish Puri Tab Hogi Jab..

Ye Msg Aap Apne...

PAPA Ko Forward Karoge!

If u r genius,
Msg $irf 1 bar padh k Jawab Dena..
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Haan To sawaal ye hai k Jalebi ko Engli$h mein kya kehte hain. sonu

Kya aap switzerland jana chahte hai?
aur waha k 5star hotel me rukna chahte hai.

to hamari website par log on kare.
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www.beta apni aukat me raho.com.

If any dog attacks u
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.IL

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aise nautnki to bilkul mt krna.
Bhaag lena..

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ isme 1 missing h?
Dubara padh rhe ho? sharam nhi aati?
ABCD me "1" kahan aata h? kitni ummid se padhaya tha mummy-papa ne.

Phul bina.. Khushbu bekar, Chaand bina. Chandni bekar, Pyaar bina.. Zindagi bekar, Aur, "AAP"ke bina.. YES..YES., U..R..RIGHT.! CARTOON NETWORK bekar:)

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Gino mat!
Sare daant tod diye jaenge !

Arz Kiya Hai..

Santa Laya 3
Ghore..



Gaur Farmaye

Santa Laya 3
Ghore



Wah Wah



AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE

SAVDHAN...!!
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VISHRAM..!!
15 August nazdik aa raha hai,
Practise chaalu rakhna.

Bade Zalim He Teri Gali Ke Bache




aeSOHAIL




Kutte Piche Laga Ke Bolte Hai..

Race Sanso Ki
Race Dhadkan Ki..

Kon ho Aap..?

Q SMS krte rehty ho.?

Kisne dya apko mera number.?

Ab SMS nhi krna,





Ok




Maine Kabhi Aisa Kaha Hai?

Nhi na!

To SmS Kro na!

Ye Dekh Yaar..
















Kisi Ne Mujhe Khali Msg Bheja Hai..

Aj Rat 12:00am Se 1 SMS=Rs:3.99 Rs+tax/sms.

And

Cal=Rs:4.50 Rs+tax
Tamam Free SMS Or Night Packages Khatam Ho Rahy Hain. Sab Ko 4wd Karo.








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Logo Ko Dara Dara k GEO. :-)

Arz Kiya Hai..


Unka Chehra Dekh Ke
Beet Gaye Hai Kayi Arse..
Aur Ek Wo Hai Jo Roz
Mask Pehnti Hai..



SWINE FLU Ke Dar Se..