Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 52

Aap k Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti H, Muje SMS Na Karne Ki. 1-Time Nai 2-Free SMS Nai 3-Balance Nai 4-Network Nai Ya fir 5-Soy hue SHER Ko Jagane Ki Himmat Nahi.

Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to Ehsas howa



k kitaben khol k jo neend ati hy wo chars pe k b nhi ati"

()""()
( ,'o')") Hi!
(")(")
Wishing u..
G
O
O
D Morning+
G
O
O
D Afternoon+
G
O
O
D Evening+
G
O
O
D Night
It's a new 4 in1
sms pack.
Time-Time pe padh lena..

Dekho aisa hai..


ki


karne ko to hum 1000 sms kr de


pr jb koi humko sms krega nai



To hum aage hoke "NETAGIRI" kyu kare..

Koi new msg hai kya,

agar h to us par DABAR honey laga k din me do bar khao,

kyuki send to karoge nahi aap

kam se kam thodi sehat to banegi.

CID+RAKHI PJ:

Subah Ho Gayi Bhai Jaago Jaago


Subah Ho Gayi Bhai Jaago Jaago






ACP Says: Abhijit, Dr.Tarika Rakhi Le Ke Aa Rahi Hai Bhago Bhago..

Chik
Nyle
Sunsilk
Pantene
Dabur Vatika
Clinic All Clear
Garnier Frutice &
Head n Shoulder


ki taraf se

Apko

"BAAL DIWAS" Mubaarak ho...

Hm honge sabme pass.
Hm honge sbme pas.
Hm honge sbme pas1 din Hoooo. Hum Sote h bindass,Likhte h bakwas, Fir b h vishwas, Marks milenge jhakas1 din

Girlfrnd ke Aansu aur boyfrnd ke aansu mein kya fark hai?
Girfrnd ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain
Jabki
boyfrnd ke aasu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain.

Agar seedhi Ungli se 'Ghee' na nikle to..









Ghee ko Garam kar lo.




Har Cheez me Ungli karna achi baat nahi.


Samjhe!!!

Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki
Dhmki De To Uske Ma Bap Ko Chahye

Ki

Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De
5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi

Chuho ka
aatank dekho..






U a g i
m t
b h k
ur p o

g l
me ta
p e

ge

ma


t i n

ka

ge

pu

Sara msg kutar gaye

Sach me bahut kuch likha tha.

If U Pass in Exms

Mom's words:
Bohut khushi ki bat
Dad's wrds:
Mera beta sher hai

Lvr's wrds:
So sweet

Frnd's wrds:
chor sale kab pada bey ...

Main tume bhulne ki bahot kosis kalta hu par kya kalu mamma roz badam khila deti he aur tumali yad fil aa jati hai.

GHFVERGHFREHERGHJEWGEJHGEWGDJHFDSJHEWPODWLKD
DSNDKLJDL
DBJKSDHSJDAHFDSK
BDHFDJH


KYA DEKH RHE HO PDNE LAYAK NI HAI YAAR

Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL

One Day RAJNIKANTH Got Angery On His Sweeper Boy,He Kicked Him So Hard That He went fly in the sky with his broom...2day that boy is famous as " HARRY POTTER"...

Good Day...

madras ka nam chenai kaise hua


madrasi log lunghi pehente hai aur lunghi me chain nahi hoti

chain nahi

God in DABANNG style..

Hum Tumhare GUJARAT me aisa Atmosphere karenge,ki tum confuje ho jaoge ki RAINCOAT Pehne Ya SWEATER...

Happy 'WINTER'with 'MONSOON"

Never say I failed 1000 times,
Say That i discoverd 1000 ways that cAn cause failure-THOMAS EDISON


Moral- fail ho Jana, par Galti mat Manna!

Zindgi mein Humesha 1 Baat YAAD
Rakho.
Kabhi kisi ka
Dil
nahi todna chahye.
Qk
DiL 1 hi hota
hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Todna hi hai to uski
HADDIYA
todo
206 hoti hain.

Aaj international Handsome boy or Beautiful girl day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo aapki nazar mai smart hai
Imaandari se bhejna, Meri tarah mazak mat karna!

Mit jati hai kitno ki khushi,
Mit jate hai kitno k gum.

Msg isliye bhejte hai hum,
Taki dur rehkr bhi

Hamara

"BHAUKAAL" na ho kam..

I m "DABANGG"....;-)

1+2=?
kitne hote hai
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/?
?
?
?
timhe itna bi nhi pta 3 hote hai
h h h h h h h h h

DELHI ki SARDI
JAISELMER ki GARMI

MUMBAI ki BARISH

PATNA ka CORRUPTION

KASHMIR ka TERRORISM

AUSTRALIA k SAAP

n Aapk SMS YEH sabhi hain LAJAVAB

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Want to say






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Exam sir pe hain sms padna chhoro padayi shuru kar do........

Yeh nya injection reasarch
kia h
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khaas unke liye jo msg nahi karte iske lagte hi saari kanjusi door
Jab asar karne lage to reply kar dena.

Headline Of Today..

Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi..

Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye..











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News : Cycle driver "RAJNIKANT"
Farrar...

.$$$,$$$. $. (/ .$ "$..$"

This is Only 4 u
U think this is a heart?


Fool.
This is my old UNDERWEAR
Rakh le...
tu Jigri dost hai apna...

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum
wah wah
Baris hui or bhig gae hum wah wah.
.
Are aage kya hua?
.
.
.
Hona kya tha
Rajnikant ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum...