Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 50

Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.

Aaj KA Vichar :

Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye To Voh Bigad Jate Hai....

LAKIN...

Agar Ladkiya Bigad Jaye Toh Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hai...

CID Special-
Thanda mat khao khaasi hogi,

Thanda mat khao khaasi hogi,

ACP Ne kaha khoon Karne K jurm me tumhe Faansi Hogi.

Kyon udas bethi ho kisi sham ki tarha.
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Jharu Pocha Karlo Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha

Friends are like asian paints 'duniya badal de'. Girlfriends are like everest masale 'taste mein best'. Wife is like mosquito coil 'dhoond dhoond ke maare!'

Q aati h bahaar...bcoz of change in season
Q lutata h karaar...bcoz of mental tension
Q hota h pyaar...bcoz of opposite attraction
Na tum jaano na hum.

Apne Teacherz Ki Bohat Respect KijiyeKyon KKyon K Is Duniya Mai Murghi K Elawa Wo Wahid Personality HainJo Ap Ko Anda De Sakti hain

Girls k haatho me mehendi achi lagti hai..


Or


Boys k haatho me??
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Vo mehendi wale haath.

Dedicated 2 all lovers!!

KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…

Chiria ud.
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Chil ud.
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Kabutar ud.
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Maina ud.
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Bagula ud.
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'bakra' ud.
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Oh Sry!!
Jaldi me apko uda diya.
Tk care,ok?...udna mat.

Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.

Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.

AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA


!..... YAA ALLAH ....!


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Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Pe Balance Send Kar De...:)

*. AAMEEN .*

If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..

One Good News
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Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte

Insaan jindgi me sab se jyaada maafi kis se maangta he?

Khuda se?
No.
BOSS se?
No.
WIFE se?
No
Fir?






"Bhikaari se"
"Maaf karo,
Aage jaao."

main toh hamesha mere doston ke baare mein hi sochtha hoon...













kehte hain na..





khaali dimaag, bhooton ka adda hota hai

Plz Plz Plz
D0n't Listen SOng
"Tery Mast Mast Do Nain"4m The M0vie' Dabangg'
QK
Is Ko Sunne Se Apko Mri Yad Ajaye Gi

O My God
I M So Cute

CID PJ
homework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath me moch
wah wah
homework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath me moch
wah wah
ACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch toh soch

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna
Ho To 2 Eggs
1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker
Chehre Pe 5 Mins
Masage Kr K Dho Le





Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho JayeGi

Sabse Bada Aatank:


Kisi ka Mobile Lo
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Phone Book me Jakar
Delete All Kardo
Phir
Mobile Wale ka Chehra Deko
Aur
Bolo

ALL IZ WELL

Agar Behti Hui Nozee
Ko 'SHURRRR" Ker k
Uppar Charhaa Lia Jaye
To

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Rooml Hamesha Saaf
Rehta Hai

Yaar ye dekh
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kisi ne blank sms
bhej dia hai.
Tu bata...ye koi tarika hai kisi ko pareshan karne ka

GIRLS ATITUDE:-- When boys dont luk at her,she sys "KUTTA DEKH B NHI SAKTA.."Bt whn boys luk at her,she sys "DEKH KAISE KUTTO KI TARAH DEKH RAHA Hai...!"

LADKI Ro Ro Ke LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai:



LADKI RO RO KE LADKE SE KEH RAHI HAI,.
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Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai..

DABANGG SmS:-
Hume sMs karna band mat karna, Warna tumhare Mobile me itne chhed karenge ki confuj ho jaoge ki, Charge kaha se kare aur baat kaha se...

Billi k bacche,




Ullu k patthe




Kutte k pille




Saap k sapole




Ye sb chhote chhote hote h.....

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

SMS na karne walo k lie
song -
Agar tum mil jao,
to taange
tod denge hum,
Tumhe paa kar
tumhare peeche
kutte chor denge HUM.
Bus.! tum mil to jaao..! Ha... Ha!