Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 101

Newton's law of LUV: Every Boy on this Earth is Attracted 2wards a Girl with a Force Directly Proportional 2 D Beauty of D Girl N Inversely proportional 2 D Strength of her Brother.

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai,
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai,
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai,
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Ha,i
_____________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai,
_________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai,
______________Khawab hai to Growth hai,
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai,
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai,
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai......
Bas ghumnewala chahiye

Our "EYES"
See together
Sleep together
Weep together
But when they see a girl
only one eye will blink
Moral: A Girl can break any kind of relation.

Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.

Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.

Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.

Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage

A dog and mosqto wr in luv.
1day mosqto gv luv bite.
2day dog get emotionl & bite mosqto.
next day mosqto died of rabies and dog of died of malaria.
pyar ke side effect!

love is life!
but not without wife
tru & lies always 4 afraid of loosing wife...

Monkey 1:Excuse me, i'm new to this tree, can i speak with boss monkey?

Monkey2: shhhhu... silence, Boss is reading msg!!!!!!!!!

We live in a funny nation, where pizza reaches home faster than the Ambulance or Police...!
"lighter joke but bitter truth..!"

Who is HOT?
Its U.
Who is CHARMING?
Its U.
Who is Sweet?
Its U.
Who is Darling of Milions?
Its U.
Who is a Liar?
Its ME!
Hee..Hee..Hee.....

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That’s business…!!

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.