Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 100

A guy in a aeroplane stood up and shouted
HI JACK

All the passengers in plane scared,


From another side another guy replied
HI JOHN.

agar kahin dil na lage..


sab kuch ajeeb sa lage.


man bhari-bhari lage.


kahin akele baithne ka dil kare.


to samajh lena aapko.

"SANDAS" lagi hai.

Best traffic advertisement of year
LORD GANESHA SAYS
"Care for your head, not everyone gets replacement like me, so wear helmet"

Some One

Is Loving you

Caring for you

Watching over you

Protecting you

Guess Who?


Neighbour's Dog!

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: I m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Government of INDIA has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

a
boy
pulled
a
girl
into
room
locked the
door,
put
of d
light,
puled
her
2 d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
blanket
n
said: see my new radium watch-
shining na?

Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!

Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!

A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Newton's law of Romance:-

LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

I'm shocked 2 know, i'm really upset.
I dont know how 2 inform U.

Bt I've 2 let U know dat U've symptoms of
A-I-D-S
(Adoring, Intelligent, Dear, Sweetlover) !!

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I/d dream about my pillow and I/d be hugging you.

Havin a Friend

So SWEET
So CARING
So TRUE
So SINCERE

Is a TREASURE!

So I can't juz imagine

How Lucky U R having Me!
Ow! I mean...
Me
having U!

This Teddy Bear dances when he sees someone SMART & HANDSOME ...!!! () () L;;L;
;;!!( ) (-.-) L;;;
L;;;;!;;;!;;;L!!
!(.)^(.) !*! ))
^|^(( () () L
!!L!!;;;;;(()))
././ ;l (-.-) !*!))
^|^((
Plzzzz....z....z....Dont force Him to dance....

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

( )
(_o_)
/(_)
U love me

( )
(_o_)
/(_)
U love me not

( )
(_o
/(_)
U love me


(_o
/
U love me not

o
/
U LOVE ME!

/
I don't blame You, I am loveable!

New Concept of Life
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear

A women''s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I''ll beat him to death!

Dog is truly a man''s best friend.
If you don''t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.

Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye hum apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana chahtey hain. So... aapke pados mein in mein se koi ho to bataao.

Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don''t have a wife.

How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer All questions
OBC: Write Any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

Two frinds,who hadn''t seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.