Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 105

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...

U r miles
away from me.
Still im
watching ur everymovements by 3different
channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet

u willbe arose for all trees u will be a flower for all faces u will be a brother for all cute girls....... good morning

*ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.

The people of china, japan are short bcz during earthquake it makes easy to escape through ventilator.

Money can buy bed
but not sleep

Money can buy house
but not rest

So transfer all your money to my account & be happy....

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe

See sky,u'll see heaven's face see sun, u'll see times race See moon, u'll See depth of lake See mirror & u'll See GODS cutest mistake..

AYZAZYPZYKYZA TYZIZYMZYE BYZAZYRZYBZYAZYAZYD KZYAZYRZY NZYA TZYHZYA KYZAYZR DZYIYYA. ONLY Y AND Z KO ERASE KARO AUR PADHO. ITS INTERESTING.THANK U.

EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind : To remember you Heart : To love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!

If U sneeze once, Think I''m remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I''m Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose.....

1 day u''ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

1.A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. (Hazrat Ali.AS.) Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don''t worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.

I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

Samander ka kinare betha kero
Koi na koi to laher aye gi
Kismat na badli to kia huwa
Kam se kam Shakel hi Dhul jaye gi

A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty.

Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don''t worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

Fact Every thing is fair in Love & War.
But i suggest u should do war & Never LOve.
Becos in war either u live or die.
But in love niether u Live nor u Die!

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

For Heart Beat U Need Heart
Fr Heart U Need Happiness
Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr
Friendship U Need Me

A kids ask an Old man:
Wut book r u reading sir?
Old man! History book.
Kid! But that a Sex Book.
Old man! For me its History.

Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book...

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.

i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha

PLEASE DON''T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL