Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 106

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

Laly di jan,
Sada wal bhi kero Dhayan
Assi hai bohat pareshan
Towade walon na koi bell
Na koi msg da Nishan
Kithey O mere jan

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS \''CHILD\'' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

I''m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

I''m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

God Apun Sa Bola
Kither Jana ka
JANNAT YA
Dozakh
Apun Bola "Dozakh"
U know Apun aisa kio bola
becoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log wahi mila ga.

American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani''s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te vander v sms perh lainda hai

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

Kya Ap ko

Pata hai ap ki

In khoobsorat

Aur piyari si

Ankho

k neeche

jo naak hai
Beh rehi hai
Jaldi saaf kero

Yeh hamari Mardam Shumari ki Sms Service hai
Ager ap Male hai to 2 sms karai
Ager Female hai to 1 Sms karai
Ager Apna ap per shak hai to koi sms na karain.

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

You''ve got Sex Appeal... You''ve got Style... You''ve got Intelligence... You''ve got Class... You''ve got D Face... & You''ve got D Body... & I''ve got the wrong number! Sorry!