Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 108

May God bless your enemies..........Oh sorry sorry spelling mistake........May God blast your enemies.Have a good day.

I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who''s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They''ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans - Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.

I''m so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn''t know I''ve influenced you that much!

I''m afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don''t know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

You think I''m nice, I think you''re nice. You think I''m kind, I think you''re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I''m cute, and I think you''re right.

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.

Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?

When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

Don''t feel sad, don''t feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

Looks may capture the eyes but it''s the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

Twinkle twinkle little star,
tera boy friend gaya bazar,
us ko mil gaya dusra pyar ,
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar.