Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 107

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

If u save this msg, it means I''m cute. If u edit this, I''m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i''m cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i''m cute!

I send dis fish as a sign of friendship
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That''s because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

I''m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

A - U''r Attractive B - U''r D Best C - U''r Cute D - U''r Dear 2 me E - U''r Excellent F - U''r Funny G - U''r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I''m J - Just K - Kidding

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it''s warmth.

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn''t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

1 day u''ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

I''m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

This cat is cat a cat good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.

If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don''t get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !