Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 12

If D 1st Button In A
Shirt Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will
B Wrong..

Great Lines Said By

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ASLAM DARZI =P

Sari Achi Baate'n Sirf Shakespeare
Hii Kare Ga Kia

Since The Rates Of PETROL,
Is Getting High Day By Day...

Now 'LONG DRIVES'

Are To Be Considered;

D Most

'LUXURIOUS GIFT'

Ever,

4 Dates..

Not Even 2012,
Paranormal Activity,
Bombs,
Guns,
Terrorist,
Are As Scary As

3 Missed Calls From Your
Girlfriend ...

I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...






Because,







I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)



Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.

You Know That

Little Blue Button That Says:
"Share"?

Well Some Of You Need To
Pretend It Is There...

Thanks :)

Go Share This...

A Lot Of People Have Been
Saying "Twilight" Is Popular
Because Teens Can Relate To It.

But

Confusion Is That

Who The Hell Would Love To
Date A Vampire & Making A
Werewolf Their Best Friend ...

Most men tie the watch in their left hand
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And most women tie the watch in their right hand
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Do you know why?
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To see the time.

Height of Cleanliness

Carrying a handkerchief during holi and
cleaning ur hand each tym u say 'Holi
Mubark'..after lagaing gulal on their
gaal..!

Girlzzzzzzzzzzzz a gud newzzz for u
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If u wanna remove that pimple out of your face.....
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Try Adobe photoshop....! lolzzz ....

Height Of Coolness..!!

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At the end of exam time,

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Teacher: "PUT THAT PEN DOWN!!"

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Student: "Chill dude, its not a GUN!"

If You're Wife Kisses You
Every Time You Come Late ..

Remember ,

Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of

BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !

Be Careful ..!!

Dear GIRLS ..! ?

If a boy tells you to Listen to a SONG,
Just make sure you ..
Pay Attention to the LYRICS because Its Everything
that he .. wants to Say ..!!!! ^^

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¦¦¦¦
¦(O ¦.....ililllillii. ...
???....ililllillii....???....ililllillii....?
+--+

A girl died n went to heaven. . God was surprised to see her heart was still beating. . God asked her, how come. . The girl replied, i'm dead but my lover still lives in my heart . .
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Girl was sent to 'hell' for "over acting

FACEBOOK STORY:

Add as friend ----> Approve
-> Write something on wall
-----> Intro
-----> Everyday chatting
------> Ask number phone
------> Texting
-----> Calling
-----> Meet
-----> Express love
------> Couple
------> Make relationship status
-----> Hangout
-----> Misunderstanding
-----> Fight
-----> Break up
------> Unfriend
----> Block :-

life would have been much easier

Sincere Thought:

"Life Would Have Been Much Easier

If Mosquitoes Sucked Tension
Instead Of Blood!"

Now A Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things

1.Make Up
2.Mobile Phones
3.Shopping
Aur
4.HuMaYuN

Now Dont Edit And Write Your Name

A Sentence You Might Never
Ever Say Again In Your Life:

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"Get Off The Phone, I Need To
Use The Internet...."

Kids Born After 2009

Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums

Of That Time When I Was A Kid??
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Mom : Yeah Sure, Let Me Login To Facebook...

I Like Going To Funerals And
Walk Up To The Person Crying
The Most And Whisper:
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"I Made It Look Like An
Accident. . . Who Do I Collect My
Payment From...?"

Wish Of A Girl These Days"

*I Dun Want Any Prince Charming Coming On A White Horse*

*I Wud Rather Like A Vampire Coming In A Bmw!

Suicide Bomber Training

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"Pay Attention Because
I Can 0nly Show You This
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Boys Always Remain Faithful To Girlfriend

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Whose Girlfriend..??

We'll Discuss That Later

Want To Surprise Your Girlfriend?
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Introduce Her To Your Wife.

The World's Largest
Migration Is From
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Orkut To Facebook !

I m Not Saying ,
You Are STUPID ...
I m Just Saying
You Have Got The Bad Luck
When It Comes To Thinking ...

"Real Heart Touching Story"


A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird
That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A
Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.

Next Day He Asked About The Gift
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B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl:
Very Tasty

I Think Facebook Should Have
Some Realistic Relationship 0ptions...

1. 'Happily Single'

2. 'Frantically Looking'

3. 'Inconveniently Attached'

4. "Unhappily Double"

5. 'Stressfully Committed'

If Your Teacher Puts
2x + 5x2 / -8 + 21
0n The Board
And
Tells You To

"Solve The Problem"

Get Up n Erase The Board
Problem Solved ...

Women Have An Amazing
Gift 0f Making You Feel

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Wrong For Being Right ...

When A Girl Says

"Have Fun"

To A Boy,

It Normally Means:

"Have A Freaking' Horrible Time."